Why is the sea salty?
Because the land never waves back.
Why are mountains very cold?
Because they are very cold.
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?
In Washington D.C.
Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?
Why?
So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.
What's the city with the fastest growing population?
Ireland, cuz it's Dublin everyday!
Dark jokes are like Antarctica.
They're cold.
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
When Chinese babies are born, they should put a sticker on their forehead saying "MADE FROM CHINA".
What is a Mexican's favorite sport??
Cross country because they don't need to be in America. Mexico was made for them.
When pigs went to the desert, they turned into bacon.
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?
"Oh my God, you're such a beach!"
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
I’ve never had Indonesian food. Huh...
Neither have they.(:
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
Why do toy bears have small eyes? Because they were made in China.
What did the two oceans say to each other?
Nothing. They just waved.
