Geography jokes
Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Nothing, it just waved.
Where are virgins usually born?
Virginia.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
Yo forehead is so big it couldn't even fit in the United States.
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating!
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
How do mountains see? They peek.
You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂ðŸ˜ðŸ’€
America... Amefrica... Amfrica... Africa...
How to run from Iran?
Iran away!