Gender jokes

There's only one gender. Women are property.

Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?

So they don't whistle on the way down!

Why do I tell bad jokes?

I'm a lesbian.

When you send a dick pic and she sends one back,

I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again.

Man says, "What's Ligma?"

Woman says, "Ligma balls!"

Baby says nothing, she transgender.

Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.

Boy: Wanna hear about my dick? Never mind, it's too short.

Girl: Wanna hear about my pussy? Fuck no, you won't get it.

Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?

Because they don't have another pair of balls.

I'm a nonbinary trash can.

There are more genders than there are cars in a Walmart parking lot.

Gender reveals be going crazy nowadays.

Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?

Bryce: What?

Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!

P.S. I'm a girl.

Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.

Unless you force them the point.

What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?

If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?

They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.

Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?

Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper?

Women's rights.

I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.

BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?

Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.

Women’s rights *bazinga!*