Gender jokes

There's only one gender. Women are property.

Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?

So they don't whistle on the way down!

Why do I tell bad jokes?

I'm a lesbian.

The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.

When you send a dick pic and she sends one back,

I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again.

Man says, "What's Ligma?"

Woman says, "Ligma balls!"

Baby says nothing, she transgender.

Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.

Boy: Wanna hear about my dick? Never mind, it's too short.

Girl: Wanna hear about my pussy? Fuck no, you won't get it.

Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?

Because they don't have another pair of balls.

I'm a nonbinary trash can.

There are more genders than there are cars in a Walmart parking lot.

I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.

Hillary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected into office.

Sorry, it was supposed to say "Female," but the "emale" got deleted.

Gender reveals be going crazy nowadays.

What is the first thing you would do if you woke up as a woman?

"Probably the dishes."

I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.

BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?

God creates dog.

God: "You are man's best friend."

Dog: "That's pretty sexist."

God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak!"

Dog: "....."

God: "And chocolate kills you!"

Dog: "🐶"

Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?

Bryce: What?

Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!

P.S. I'm a girl.

Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.

Unless you force them the point.

What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?

If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.