Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
Gender Jokes
There are more genders than there are cars in a Walmart parking lot.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”
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I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
Hillary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected into office.
Sorry, it was supposed to say "Female," but the "emale" got deleted.
What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?
If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Women’s rights *bazinga!*
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?
Bryce: What?
Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!
P.S. I'm a girl.
