Gender jokes
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?
Bryce: What?
Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!
P.S. I'm a girl.
Women’s rights.
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!
Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.
What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!
Me and my brother talking about relationships.
Me: We live kind of differently.
Brother: We're sort of alike.
Me: We're not alike.
Brother, because he's taken: 'Cause you don't have a boyfriend!
My thoughts: You're right. 'Cause I have a girlfriend!
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.
Your mum has balls.
Every woman will die in five seconds.
Mother: Dies.
Sister: Dies.
Girlfriend: Lives.
You: 🤬
Women are like marshmallows because they are white, squashy, and we put our sticks inside you.
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
Girls are like stones.
The flat ones get skipped.
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?