Gender jokes

Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*

Me: Uh, male?..

Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*

Me: You silly goose.

*Silence for like three seconds*

Me: Still male though-

There's only one gender. Women are property.

Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?

So they don't whistle on the way down!

The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.

Why do I tell bad jokes?

I'm a lesbian.

Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?

Because they don't have another pair of balls.

Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.

Boy: Wanna hear about my dick? Never mind, it's too short.

Girl: Wanna hear about my pussy? Fuck no, you won't get it.

I'm a nonbinary trash can.

Man says, "What's Ligma?"

Woman says, "Ligma balls!"

Baby says nothing, she transgender.

When you send a dick pic and she sends one back,

I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again.

There are more genders than there are cars in a Walmart parking lot.

I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.

BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?

I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.

Gender reveals be going crazy nowadays.

What is the first thing you would do if you woke up as a woman?

"Probably the dishes."

God creates dog.

God: "You are man's best friend."

Dog: "That's pretty sexist."

God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak!"

Dog: "....."

God: "And chocolate kills you!"

Dog: "🐶"

Hillary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected into office.

Sorry, it was supposed to say "Female," but the "emale" got deleted.

What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?

They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.

What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?

If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.