A man walked into a toilet and saw a woman fingering a man and said, "I think you're doing it wrong." Turns out it was two transvestites.
How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.
Why are nuts on boys
Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?
How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
What moans about women but wouldn't exist without them? A triggered menimist.
Misogyny? More like misogelbow.
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
Wanna know something funny?
- Women's rights.
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
Men.
What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?
Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
