Gender jokes
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.
Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...
Why are feminists always against men?
Because men can piss with something that they can't: piss with dicks.
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
A man walked into a toilet and saw a woman fingering a man and said, "I think you're doing it wrong." Turns out it was two transvestites.
Today I was asked to go out by 20 girls. -- I was in the women's bathroom.
My dad is like the female wage gap: nonexistent.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."
We Do Not Care.
A man was hitting a woman with his d*ck. Someone ran up to the man and said, "That's domestic violence!" The man replied with, "No, it's not domestic violence, it's dumbass-d*ck violence!"
What’s the difference between a woman and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
Hippity hoppity, women are property!
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
What do you call AG?
A beta male.
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
Me: I got kicked out of the library the other day.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because I put the women rights book in the fiction section.
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.
Why did Obama marry Michelle?
Because he's into chicks with dicks.
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?