Gender Jokes

Gwen pegs Xavier.

Brother: Your nuts!

Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!

I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.

But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.

What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?

What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?

Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.

An anime-style girl with white hair says, "Nice cock bro. Too bad mine's bigger."

Why do brides wear white?

So they match the kitchen appliances.

Woman can't drive.

Female Rights?

Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!

What is the useless skin around the vagina called?

The woman.

A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970, and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband.

She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.

Wait, what? Was he actually her husband?

He was a Christian, so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.

Wait, what? The Bible doesn't say that.

Actually yes, it does, and marital rape was legal until 1990.

WAIT WHAT? That's not funny.

I'll tell ya what's funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.

There was this guy who asked a girl how much her hand jobs are. "$25k." How much are your blowjobs? "$50k." How much do you charge to have sex on the street? REPLY: "I would if I had a pussy."

Two mums hook up!

Their daughter comes in the room and says, "Which one's the baby daddy?"

The "mum" points to the woman who was actually a man!

Freya Walker is a feminist.

If I had a dollar for every gender, I would only have one dollar because women are objects and men are superior.

Hi, I’m gay.

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