Gender jokes
Three cowboys are at a fire talking about the best things they have done.
Cowboy 1 says, "I have taken out a whole group of raiders with my bare hands."
Cowboy 2 says, "I have killed a herd of bulls with my thumb."
Cowboy 3 chuckles as he mixes the fire with his dick.
"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."
We Do Not Care.
Woman do have rights!
How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.
She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."
The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
Memes
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.
Don’t bother me none, babe!
Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!
“Hol up”
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
Gwen pegs Xavier.
Woman can't drive.
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.
Why do brides wear white?
So they match the kitchen appliances.
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?
Female Rights?
What is the useless skin around the vagina called?
The woman.