Gender jokes
Three cowboys are at a fire talking about the best things they have done.
Cowboy 1 says, "I have taken out a whole group of raiders with my bare hands."
Cowboy 2 says, "I have killed a herd of bulls with my thumb."
Cowboy 3 chuckles as he mixes the fire with his dick.
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?
Woman do have rights!
Why are transgender people like confused kids?
Because they both don't know what they want to be in life.
I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.
She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."
The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
Gwen pegs Xavier.
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.
Woman can't drive.
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?
Why do brides wear white?
So they match the kitchen appliances.
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
Female Rights?
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.