Gender jokes
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?
Your mum gay, lol.
"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."
We Do Not Care.
Three cowboys are at a fire talking about the best things they have done.
Cowboy 1 says, "I have taken out a whole group of raiders with my bare hands."
Cowboy 2 says, "I have killed a herd of bulls with my thumb."
Cowboy 3 chuckles as he mixes the fire with his dick.
How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
Woman do have rights!
I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.
She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."
The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.
Don’t bother me none, babe!
Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!
“Hol up”
Why do brides wear white?
So they match the kitchen appliances.
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.
Gwen pegs Xavier.
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.