Gender jokes
SHAENAYA WANTS TO SUCK EVERYBOYS DICK BESIDES MINE CAUSE SHE A THIRSTY HOE.
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
Jack got a big shock with a mouth full of huge cock, because Jill's real name is Randy, and she had no candy, just he gave Jack a handy.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
There's only one gender. Women are property.
How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?
None, it's all tongue and groove...
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
My wife is a whore, so I pimped her out and broke her mentally and emotionally, taught her a good lesson of being a real woman loyal to her man. End of story, you women are bitches.
Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex. They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy.
I hope Death is a woman.
That way, it will never come for me.
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
What kind of experience does a feminist have?
Being a bitch.
Wanna know something funny?
- Women's rights.