Gender jokes

Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?

Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.

What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?

Something big and warm 🍆.

I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.

What separates snowmen from snow-women?

Snow balls.

How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?

A: Snowballs.

What's better, a woman or a man?

Neither, for I am WHITE.

Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.

nOnBiNaRy TrAsH

I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣

Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”

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Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?

Bryce: What?

Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!

P.S. I'm a girl.

Your mom's my dad. Think about that!

Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.

Women’s rights *bazinga!*

Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?

Because they don’t deserve rights!

Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper?

Women's rights.

Women’s rights.

What's common between a feminist and a knife?

They both stay in the kitchen.

Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.