Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.
