Gender jokes

Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?

How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?

A: Snowballs.

Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.

Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper?

Women's rights.

What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?

Something big and warm 🍆.

I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.

What's better, a woman or a man?

Neither, for I am WHITE.

Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?

Because they don’t deserve rights!

Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”

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Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.

I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣

I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.

How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?

Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.

Women’s rights.

What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!

What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

When you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking you.

Me and my brother talking about relationships.

Me: We live kind of differently.

Brother: We're sort of alike.

Me: We're not alike.

Brother, because he's taken: 'Cause you don't have a boyfriend!

My thoughts: You're right. 'Cause I have a girlfriend!

Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.

What's common between a feminist and a knife?

They both stay in the kitchen.

Women are like marshmallows because they are white, squashy, and we put our sticks inside you.