Gender jokes
Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Women’s rights *bazinga!*
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?
Bryce: What?
Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!
P.S. I'm a girl.
Your mom's my dad. Think about that!
Memes
What separates snowmen from snow-women?
Snow balls.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
Women’s rights.
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.
Your mum has balls.
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
Girls are like stones.
The flat ones get skipped.