Gender jokes
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
Memes
I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.
I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣
nOnBiNaRy TrAsH
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”
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Your mom's my dad. Think about that!
What separates snowmen from snow-women?
Snow balls.
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
Hillary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected into office.
Sorry, it was supposed to say "Female," but the "emale" got deleted.
Women’s rights.
What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
Every woman will die in five seconds.
Mother: Dies.
Sister: Dies.
Girlfriend: Lives.
You: 🤬
Girls are like stones.
The flat ones get skipped.