Gender jokes
Every woman will die in five seconds.
Mother: Dies.
Sister: Dies.
Girlfriend: Lives.
You: 🤬
Women are like marshmallows because they are white, squashy, and we put our sticks inside you.
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
Girls are like stones.
The flat ones get skipped.
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking you.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers?
Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom.
What do big fat male cows have?
Moobs.
You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.
There's only one gender. Women are property.
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
Woman jokes aren't funny, period.
What do you call AG?
A beta male.
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
Men.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
Donald Trump has too much sand in his vagina.