Gender jokes
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.😩😉😏
After every line, say “I’m a man.”
I went to the club. (I’m a man)
I met a girl. (I’m a man)
I took her to the bar. (I’m a man)
We got some drinks. (I’m a man)
I took her home. (I’m a man)
We got in bed. (I’m a man)
She whispered in my ear... (I’m a man)
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
A happy little girl was running on the grass. She saw two gay guys kissing in a blank space, and she started crying. The two gay guys heard her crying, and then they asked her: "Why are you crying?" The little girl answered: "This is the first time I see an unnatural nature."
😂😂😂😂
Feminists are a joke.
What's the difference between a rock and a woman?
The flat ones get skipped.
Woman do have rights!
My girlfriend told me women are better at multitasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what...
She couldn't do either!
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
Women should be seen and not heard.
But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?
What do girls have that boys don’t have? Bobbies.
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock?
A rock can break a glass ceiling.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock ‘cause Jill’s real name is Randy.
Yes, this joke is stolen.
Would I be considered a "homo" because I have sex at home?