What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!
Woman's Rights
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is playing on the double meaning of "sheet." You see, it's not just a bed sheet. In this context, it's also a "sheet" of paper, as in, with her rights written on it. Get it? Bet you didn't, you cotton-headed ninny muggins!