Gender jokes
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
I got banned from the library because I put the woman's rights book in the fiction section.
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
After every line, say “I’m a man.”
I went to the club. (I’m a man)
I met a girl. (I’m a man)
I took her to the bar. (I’m a man)
We got some drinks. (I’m a man)
I took her home. (I’m a man)
We got in bed. (I’m a man)
She whispered in my ear... (I’m a man)
What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.
Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.
That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.
Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.
Bippity Boppity,
Women are property.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snow girl?
Snowballs.
What's the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
Do you know how many women have been pope?
Nun.
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
I'm a nonbinary trash can.
When you send a dick pic and she sends one back,
I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again.
People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.
2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.