Gender jokes
Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex. They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy.
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin!
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
I have a lot of respect for trans women.
That surgery takes balls!
SHAENAYA WANTS TO SUCK EVERYBOYS DICK BESIDES MINE CAUSE SHE A THIRSTY HOE.
Hi, I’m gay.
Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”
Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”
Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Women, go chop some lumber!
White people, get back into the cotton fields!
What's the difference between Spongebob and a feminist?
A feminist has hair.
She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.
How do you get a nun pregnant? -- Dress her up as an alter boy.
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
How are feminists different from gorillas? At least gorillas don't abort their own children.
What kind of experience does a feminist have?
Being a bitch.
A guy once went hunting at a hunting ranch. After a long day of hunting, the hunter enjoys a couple of cold ones in the rancher’s living room. There they were having a grand ole time then the rancher’s wife walks in. The hunter says, “That’s a nice piece of ass you got yourself there.” The rancher replied with a harsh, raspy Southern chuckle from years of Marlboro Reds, “You’ve never been so right in your life. Honey, why don’t you show our guest your tits?” She agrees and shows the hunter her plump DD cup breasts.
The hunter says, “Nice.” Then the rancher said, “Show ‘em yer pecker now.” She agreed and whipped out a 13 incher. Dazed and confused, the hunter says, “What in Sam Hill is that?!” And the rancher replied, “Now... lemme tell you... there ain’t a thing like it.”
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Trick question, feminists don't change anything.
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature