Gender jokes

Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?

A: At least one does something when it is triggered.

Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.

Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.

What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?

About 3 years.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.

After every line, say “I’m a man.”

I went to the club. (I’m a man)

I met a girl. (I’m a man)

I took her to the bar. (I’m a man)

We got some drinks. (I’m a man)

I took her home. (I’m a man)

We got in bed. (I’m a man)

She whispered in my ear... (I’m a man)

What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand.

Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.

Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?

Women were flying the plane.

Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.

Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.

That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.

What's the same with a controller and a woman?

They both work if you hit them.

What is the difference between a snowman and a snow girl?

Snowballs.

Bippity Boppity,

Women are property.

Me on my way to the principal's office after the trans kid told me to act my age, so I told him to act his gender.

Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*

Me: Uh, male?..

Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*

Me: You silly goose.

*Silence for like three seconds*

Me: Still male though-

Do you know how many women have been pope?

Nun.

There's only one gender. Women are property.

Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?

So they don't whistle on the way down!

Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?

Because they don't have another pair of balls.

Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.