Q: What did the AISH worker do on her lunch break? A: Five Guys.
Gender Jokes
After every line, say “I’m a man.”
I went to the club. (I’m a man)
I met a girl. (I’m a man)
I took her to the bar. (I’m a man)
We got some drinks. (I’m a man)
I took her home. (I’m a man)
We got in bed. (I’m a man)
She whispered in my ear... (I’m a man)
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.
Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.
That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jill could whack off Jack. Jill yelled out, "Jack, where is your sack?"
Said, "I'm not Jack, I'm your friend Nancy."
What's the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snow girl?
Snowballs.
Me on my way to the principal's office after the trans kid told me to act my age, so I told him to act his gender.
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
Do you know how many women have been pope?
Nun.
There's only one gender. Women are property.
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
Boy: Wanna hear about my dick? Never mind, it's too short.
Girl: Wanna hear about my pussy? Fuck no, you won't get it.
I'm a nonbinary trash can.
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.
As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?
When you send a dick pic and she sends one back,
I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again.
