Gender jokes

I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.

There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.

Women in general are jokes.

Gay gang.

Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"

Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!

Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.

What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.

I got banned from the library because I put the woman's rights book in the fiction section.

Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)

After every line, say “I’m a man.”

I went to the club. (I’m a man)

I met a girl. (I’m a man)

I took her to the bar. (I’m a man)

We got some drinks. (I’m a man)

I took her home. (I’m a man)

We got in bed. (I’m a man)

She whispered in my ear... (I’m a man)

What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand.

Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.

Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.

Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?

Women were flying the plane.

Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.

That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.

Bippity Boppity,

Women are property.

What is the difference between a snowman and a snow girl?

Snowballs.

What's the same with a controller and a woman?

They both work if you hit them.

Do you know how many women have been pope?

Nun.

Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*

Me: Uh, male?..

Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*

Me: You silly goose.

*Silence for like three seconds*

Me: Still male though-