Gender jokes

Why are gay men better than straight women?

Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.

If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.

Why did the woman cross the road?

What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?

Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?

A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.

97 percent of women...

The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.

How do non-binary people kill people?

They slash them.

After every line, say “I’m a man.”

I went to the club. (I’m a man)

I met a girl. (I’m a man)

I took her to the bar. (I’m a man)

We got some drinks. (I’m a man)

I took her home. (I’m a man)

We got in bed. (I’m a man)

She whispered in my ear... (I’m a man)

What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand.

Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.

Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.

Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?

Women were flying the plane.

Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.

That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.

Bippity Boppity,

Women are property.

What is the difference between a snowman and a snow girl?

Snowballs.

What's the same with a controller and a woman?

They both work if you hit them.

Me on my way to the principal's office after the trans kid told me to act my age, so I told him to act his gender.

Do you know how many women have been pope?

Nun.

Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*

Me: Uh, male?..

Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*

Me: You silly goose.

*Silence for like three seconds*

Me: Still male though-

There's only one gender. Women are property.