Gender jokes
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered.
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
Men
After every line, say “I’m a man.”
I went to the club. (I’m a man)
I met a girl. (I’m a man)
I took her to the bar. (I’m a man)
We got some drinks. (I’m a man)
I took her home. (I’m a man)
We got in bed. (I’m a man)
She whispered in my ear... (I’m a man)
What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.
Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.
Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.
That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.
What's the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
Bippity Boppity,
Women are property.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snow girl?
Snowballs.
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
Do you know how many women have been pope?
Nun.
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
Boy: Wanna hear about my dick? Never mind, it's too short.
Girl: Wanna hear about my pussy? Fuck no, you won't get it.