Why does it take longer for women to orgasm than men?
Who cares?
Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
What do you call AG?
A beta male.
A happy little girl was running on the grass. She saw two gay guys kissing in a blank space, and she started crying. The two gay guys heard her crying, and then they asked her: "Why are you crying?" The little girl answered: "This is the first time I see an unnatural nature."
😂😂😂😂
So a blond and a brunette jumped out of a plane. Who hit the ground first?
The blond because she had to ask for directions.
Donald Trump has too much sand in his vagina.
A guy tells his pal, "My wife is expecting. We're going to the clinic to see if it's a girl or a boy."
"Congrats, man. What are you gonna name it if it's a boy?"
"We're going with Trevor."
"Ok, what if it's a girl?"
"Then we'll have an abortion."
Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down, and she had two-fifty! Oh, what a whore! (Andrew Dice Clay joke.)
What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
I was just fine being bisexual... Now I’m gender fluid... great...
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
I'm going to piss on the floor.
Read if gay.
Aha!
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two; one to screw in the lightbulb and one to SUCK MY COCK!
There was a woman. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher.
Okay, when I leave for ONE DAY something happens like people being sexist and men saying that women are weak (Which is Not True), AND rape. I hate hearing and really saying the word. Just stop with all this nonsense. I say rape and sexist and woman assault jokes should not be allowed. They are too cruel and mean to women. Most men are weaker than women. So don't anyone make anymore things or "jokes" about rape. Women are strong and don't be mean to them.
Sincerely, watersharky (How did I not misspell????)
A good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.
Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."
The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."
