Gender jokes
I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
My mother caught me jerking off and she told me to leave it out. I didn't know what she was doing but she grabbed my cock and started sucking. Then I found out on porn she was doing deep throat.
A couple of weeks later my dad caught me jerking off, I thought he would deep throat, but he just walked up to me and slapped my boner. I cried for 5 hours. Luckily my mum gave me a sloppy joe afterwards.
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
Women are like marshmallows because they're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
Today I was asked to go out by 20 girls. -- I was in the women's bathroom.
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.
Why do we not have female magicians? Because last time we had them, we burned them alive.
When you send a dick pic and she sends one back,
I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?
One stops sucking when you smack it.