Gender jokes
What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.
Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.
That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snow girl?
Snowballs.
What's the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.
2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
When you send a dick pic and she sends one back,
I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again.
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
Boy: Wanna hear about my dick? Never mind, it's too short.
Girl: Wanna hear about my pussy? Fuck no, you won't get it.
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
I'm a nonbinary trash can.
There are more genders than there are cars in a Walmart parking lot.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
Hillary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected into office.
Sorry, it was supposed to say "Female," but the "emale" got deleted.
God creates dog.
God: "You are man's best friend."
Dog: "That's pretty sexist."
God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak!"
Dog: "....."
God: "And chocolate kills you!"
Dog: "🐶"