Gender

Gender jokes

God

The dear God created the man.

Then he created woman.

When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.

Woman

Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?

Exactly, cuz she's a woman.

Circumcision

What does the word circumcise mean?

Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.

Memes

Mistake

They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.

Mum

"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."

Lesbian

What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.

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  • Chivalry

    Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.

    Man

    I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.

    Harassment

    Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"

    Ball

    Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!