There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
Me and my brother talking about relationships.
Me: We live kind of differently.
Brother: We're sort of alike.
Me: We're not alike.
Brother, because he's taken: 'Cause you don't have a boyfriend!
My thoughts: You're right. 'Cause I have a girlfriend!
Why did Obama marry Michelle?
Because he's into chicks with dicks.
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
There are 3 Genders.
1: Man
2: Woman
3: Mentally ill.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
Every woman will die in five seconds.
Mother: Dies.
Sister: Dies.
Girlfriend: Lives.
You: 🤬
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!
What do big fat male cows have?
Moobs.
You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.
Me: I will rape you!
Woman: NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET "RAPED"!
Why do women be like this?
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
