Gender jokes

Why don't we have female magicians?

'Cause the last ones got hanged.

Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?

A: Pregnant.

What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.

A strong woman.

Why woman?

Are there support groups for men?

What do you call a genderless child?

It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.

Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.

I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.

What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?

Her-she.

There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.

Women in general are jokes.

Gay gang.

Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"

Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!

Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.

What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.

I got banned from the library because I put the woman's rights book in the fiction section.

Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)

How are women like swimming pools?

They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.

90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.