Gender jokes
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
A woman.
What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ.
What do you call that useless piece of skin that goes all the way around a pussy?
A woman!
Hey, look, it's that "TRAINS gender" guy. He says, "I like trains." Uh oh!
Freya Walker is a feminist.
I also got mine replaced, hehe, I have a special surprised for you UwU
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
I believe in a woman's right to choose...
...whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.
I got sent out of a library for putting a women's rights book in the fiction section.
Bippity Boppity,
Women are property.
In Antarctica, there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.
Little do they know I've been waiting for this moment.
modern feminism.
What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
What did the man say to his wife? "Make me a damn sandwich, woman!"
Two mums hook up!
Their daughter comes in the room and says, "Which one's the baby daddy?"
The "mum" points to the woman who was actually a man!
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
What do you call a robot that feels like the opposite gender?
A transformer.
Girls are like stones.
The flat ones get skipped.