What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
Gender Jokes
What’s one thing women need to know nowadays?
Their place.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?
They both use strap on tools.
In a lesbian relationship, which feminazi cooks?
None, both carpet munchers eat out.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.
The dear God created the man.
Then he created woman.
When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
One is a superhero, and the other is a simple command.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered.
Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.
Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.
