Gender jokes
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
A strong woman.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered.
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
Are there support groups for men?
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)