Gender jokes
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
In a lesbian relationship, which feminazi cooks?
None, both carpet munchers eat out.
Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.
Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
One is a superhero, and the other is a simple command.
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
The dear God created the man.
Then he created woman.
When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?
They both use strap on tools.
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on the patriarchy.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.
There used to be Wonder Woman.
Now we wonder, what is a woman?
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.