Gender jokes
A girl comes up to her dad and says, "Can I borrow the car tonight? I want to go to this party." Dad says, "If you give a head job..." The girl says, "You're my dad! How can you say that?" Dad says, "If you want the car..." The girl thinks, "Okay." She starts. Dad says, "That tastes like sh*t." Dad: "Yeah, your brother wanted the car this morning."
Today I was asked to go out by 20 girls. -- I was in the women's bathroom.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.
Wanna know something funny?
- Women's rights.
shoutout to yugoslavia gotta be one of my favorite genders
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
What is a woman?
A walking vagina who nags.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
What are women allergic to and always try to dodge?
Accountability.
"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."
We Do Not Care.
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
Me and my brother talking about relationships.
Me: We live kind of differently.
Brother: We're sort of alike.
Me: We're not alike.
Brother, because he's taken: 'Cause you don't have a boyfriend!
My thoughts: You're right. 'Cause I have a girlfriend!
What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?
If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Bippity Boppity,
Women are property.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.