Gender jokes
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
Memes
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?
They both use strap on tools.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
One is a superhero, and the other is a simple command.
In a lesbian relationship, which feminazi cooks?
None, both carpet munchers eat out.
What’s one thing women need to know nowadays?
Their place.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered.
Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.
Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.