Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
Boy: Wanna hear about my dick? Never mind, it's too short.
Girl: Wanna hear about my pussy? Fuck no, you won't get it.
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
How do you know if a snowman is a gril or a boy?
A:snow balls
I hope death is a girl that way it'll never come for me.
nOnBiNaRy TrAsH
I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣
Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?
Bryce: What?
Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!
P.S. I'm a girl.
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
What separates snowmen from snow-women?
Snow balls.
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
Hillary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected into office.
Sorry, it was supposed to say "Female," but the "emale" got deleted.
Women’s rights.
