Gender jokes
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered.
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
One is a superhero, and the other is a simple command.
Memes
In a lesbian relationship, which feminazi cooks?
None, both carpet munchers eat out.
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
The dear God created the man.
Then he created woman.
When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?
They both use strap on tools.
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on the patriarchy.
What’s one thing women need to know nowadays?
Their place.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
There used to be Wonder Woman.
Now we wonder, what is a woman?
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.