A strong woman.
Gender Jokes
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
I got banned from the library because I put the woman's rights book in the fiction section.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
97 percent of women...
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
There used to be Wonder Woman.
Now we wonder, what is a woman?
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.
If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on the patriarchy.
