Gender jokes
If you tell a girl they're pretty, they won't believe you. If you tell them they're ugly, they'll never forget it.
Elephants never forget.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
My wife asked me to connect more on my feminine side. So I crashed our car and fucked my trainer.
What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
I was talking to this absolutely gorgeous woman, and I asked her, “What do you do?” And she said, “I’m a brain surgeon.” And I don’t know if this makes me sexist or not, but I was really impressed.
Most women can’t pull off sarcasm.
Amy why the invisible pfp
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.
The optimist thinks the glass is half full. The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty. The feminist thinks the glass is raping them.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
A good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered.
Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.
And 100% of men don’t care.
What is the difference between a man peering through the key hole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is rude and nosy.
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
Why are girls and rocks so alike?
If they're flat, they get skipped.