Gender jokes

Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."

"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."

They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.

A strong woman.

Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.

Why are all lesbians bad at math?

Because they can't multiply.

Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"

There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.

Women in general are jokes.

Gay gang.

I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.

Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!

Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.

What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?

They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.

Why is life like penises?

Women make it hard.

I got banned from the library because I put the woman's rights book in the fiction section.

Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)

What’s one thing women need to know nowadays?

Their place.

What do you call a crowd of horny white women?

Cotton waiting to be picked.

Why are gay men better than straight women?

Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.

How are women like swimming pools?

They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.