Gender jokes

"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."

What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.

A strong woman.

Why don't we have female magicians?

'Cause the last ones got hanged.

Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.

Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?

A: Pregnant.

Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."

Why is life like penises?

Women make it hard.

What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.

I got banned from the library because I put the woman's rights book in the fiction section.

What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?

They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.

Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)

Why are gay men better than straight women?

Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.

97 percent of women...

The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.

90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.

What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?

There used to be Wonder Woman.

Now we wonder, what is a woman?

How are women like swimming pools?

They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.

If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.