Gender jokes
A strong woman.
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
Why woman?
Are there support groups for men?
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
Why is it that when in PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but in public when I say "blacks against whites" or "boys against girls" I'm the bad guy?
After every line, say “I’m a man.”
I went to the club. (I’m a man)
I met a girl. (I’m a man)
I took her to the bar. (I’m a man)
We got some drinks. (I’m a man)
I took her home. (I’m a man)
We got in bed. (I’m a man)
She whispered in my ear... (I’m a man)