Gender jokes
What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy. Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
There are more than two genders.
I was talking to this absolutely gorgeous woman, and I asked her, “What do you do?” And she said, “I’m a brain surgeon.” And I don’t know if this makes me sexist or not, but I was really impressed.
Most women can’t pull off sarcasm.
Your mom is a transgender, your dad took a wrong turn just like his gender, your brother is just gay.
Boy: Wanna hear about my dick? Never mind, it's too short.
Girl: Wanna hear about my pussy? Fuck no, you won't get it.
Woman jokes aren't funny, period.
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.
How you know it’s her time in MJ's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
A feminist walks into a bar. Her friend says, "Oh my god, your shoulders are broad!" Another woman says, "Are you sure it's a woman?"