Gender jokes
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
The dear God created the man.
Then he created woman.
When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?
They both use strap on tools.
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
Memes
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on the patriarchy.
What’s one thing women need to know nowadays?
Their place.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
There used to be Wonder Woman.
Now we wonder, what is a woman?
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.