Gender jokes
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
There are two sexes: one with your mother and the other with you.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
Why are nuts on boys?
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.
He's now my sister.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.
What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur?
A Doyoulickalotapuss.
Women should be seen and not heard.
But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Why are feminists always against men?
Because men can piss with something that they can't: piss with dicks.
How do you know if spaghetti is a boy or a girl? It's meatballs.
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have balls.
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What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.