Gender jokes
Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
Memes
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
My friend's mom once told me that when Trump was elected president, she said to my friend: "Hey look, an orange became president. We got an orange as a president before a girl as president."
Women should be seen and not heard.
But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
What’s the difference between a snowMAN and a snowWOMAN?
THE SNOWBALLS!
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.