Gender jokes
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
What is the difference between a man and a woman packing boxes?
The man says, "I have everything I need."
The woman says, "I love everything I have."
My friend's mom once told me that when Trump was elected president, she said to my friend: "Hey look, an orange became president. We got an orange as a president before a girl as president."
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
Women should be seen and not heard.
But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
Hippity hoppity, women are property.
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!