Gender jokes
How do you know if spaghetti is a boy or a girl? It's meatballs.
A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
My penis is too big for my dad to suck it, so my mum sucks it instead.
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?
One of them has a POINT:)
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
Who goes to a comedian show and gets offended?
A feminist.
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?
A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
Why woman?
If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?
"Not now, I have a headache."
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.