Gender jokes
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
Women should be seen and not heard.
But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?
Memes
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.