Gender jokes

What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.

Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.

Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!

My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.

Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"

Dad: Are you gay?

Kid: Yes.

10 days later.

Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.

Dad: I thought you were gay?

Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.

Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.

What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?

Womxn

For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:

Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."

Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."

Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."

You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.

Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?

A: Pregnant.

What’s the difference between a snowMAN and a snowWOMAN?

THE SNOWBALLS!

What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.

I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.

Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.

Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.

Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!

If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.

I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.

A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.

What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.

Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?

What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?

At least one has a point.