The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
Lucas is a baby, a little girl, ooo!
Why did God create women with pussies?
Because:
1. Of course, God is a man.
2. Of course, he isn't gay.
3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!
Why don't heterosexual 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 suck a 🍌 because 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 tastes like 🐙?
If you argued that God was a woman, 49.8% of the US population would try and raise Hell.
Just to ask the other guy.
Talk about a male supremacist religion.
What do girls have that boys don’t have? Bobbies.
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
A girl has small balls.
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
Hey mylady.
Hey bro.
Me mylady.
Me a bro.
I have a girlfriend with a big dick.
Would I be considered a "homo" because I have sex at home?
