Gender jokes
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:
Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."
Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."
Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
What’s the difference between a snowMAN and a snowWOMAN?
THE SNOWBALLS!
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.