Gender jokes
Three cowboys are at a fire talking about the best things they have done.
Cowboy 1 says, "I have taken out a whole group of raiders with my bare hands."
Cowboy 2 says, "I have killed a herd of bulls with my thumb."
Cowboy 3 chuckles as he mixes the fire with his dick.
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?
Woman do have rights!
I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.
She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."
The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
Why do brides wear white?
So they match the kitchen appliances.
Woman can't drive.
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
Gwen pegs Xavier.
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.
Female Rights?
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
What is the useless skin around the vagina called?
The woman.
A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970, and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband.
She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.
Wait, what? Was he actually her husband?
He was a Christian, so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.
Wait, what? The Bible doesn't say that.
Actually yes, it does, and marital rape was legal until 1990.
WAIT WHAT? That's not funny.
I'll tell ya what's funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.