Gender jokes
If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:
So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.
Women should be seen and not heard.
But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Memes
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
What’s the difference between a snowMAN and a snowWOMAN?
THE SNOWBALLS!
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
Hippity hoppity, women are property.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...