Gender jokes
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
Hippity hoppity, women are property.
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
What’s the difference between a snowMAN and a snowWOMAN?
THE SNOWBALLS!
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"