What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.
Gender Jokes
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?
You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
Why do blondes wear tight skirts?
To keep their legs closed.
What did the skeleton say to the genderless child? "You're fucking dead, mate."
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.
What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ.
I hate it when ever I bring a girl over, my parents don't care, but when I bring one of my friends that's a boy, they're like, "Keep the door open," and I'm gay.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
Jack got a big shock with a mouth full of huge cock, because Jill's real name is Randy, and she had no candy, just he gave Jack a handy.
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.
If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock?
A rock can break a glass ceiling.
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
I respect woman’s choices... either she wants to cook first, then clean, or she wants to clean first, then cook.
