Gender jokes
What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?
You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
My wife told me to contact more of my feminine side.
I crashed the car and fucked my trainer.
I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.
Why do blondes wear tight skirts?
To keep their legs closed.
I believe in a woman's right to choose...
...whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.
If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
What did the skeleton say to the genderless child? "You're fucking dead, mate."
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.
I hate it when ever I bring a girl over, my parents don't care, but when I bring one of my friends that's a boy, they're like, "Keep the door open," and I'm gay.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
Jack got a big shock with a mouth full of huge cock, because Jill's real name is Randy, and she had no candy, just he gave Jack a handy.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock?
A rock can break a glass ceiling.
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.