Gender jokes

Women deserve rights and lefts.

Why did the transgender man only eat salad?

Because he was a "her" before.

What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.

She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!

A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"

She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"

He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."

I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.

Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.

What’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?

The back of my hand.

What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.

My wife told me to contact more of my feminine side.

I crashed the car and fucked my trainer.

How do you know a woman is blind?

Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.

Why do blondes wear tight skirts?

To keep their legs closed.

What did the skeleton say to the genderless child? "You're fucking dead, mate."

Why is there no woman on the moon?

Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.

They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.

I hate it when ever I bring a girl over, my parents don't care, but when I bring one of my friends that's a boy, they're like, "Keep the door open," and I'm gay.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.

Jack got a big shock with a mouth full of huge cock, because Jill's real name is Randy, and she had no candy, just he gave Jack a handy.

If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.

If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.

Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.

Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.

What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock?

A rock can break a glass ceiling.

What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?

A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.