Gender jokes

Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?

A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?

A physically disabled heterosexual male.

What’s the difference between women and cars?

At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.

What's the difference between women and men?

Men have rights.

I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)

She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!

I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.

Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.

A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"

She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"

He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."

What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?

Her-she.

Women deserve rights and lefts.

Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.

What are women allergic to and always try to dodge?

Accountability.

Why do blondes wear tight skirts?

To keep their legs closed.

If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.

If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.

What did the skeleton say to the genderless child? "You're fucking dead, mate."

Why is there no woman on the moon?

Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.

I hate it when ever I bring a girl over, my parents don't care, but when I bring one of my friends that's a boy, they're like, "Keep the door open," and I'm gay.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.

Jack got a big shock with a mouth full of huge cock, because Jill's real name is Randy, and she had no candy, just he gave Jack a handy.

They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.

Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.

Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.

What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock?

A rock can break a glass ceiling.