Gender jokes
I have a lot of respect for trans women.
That surgery takes balls!
Yesterday, I saw a "woman's rights" book in the library, so I put it in the fiction section and got kicked out.
What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur?
A Doyoulickalotapuss.
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
Female Rights?
Want to know of a funny joke?
Women drivers.
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
Two mums hook up!
Their daughter comes in the room and says, "Which one's the baby daddy?"
The "mum" points to the woman who was actually a man!
What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?
Sit down and shut up.
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would only have one dollar because women are objects and men are superior.
"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"
"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"
"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.
What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist?
If you want a hooker to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.
Wanna know something funny?
- Women's rights.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
I got a job at a library once. I got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.