Gender jokes
Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?
A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?
A physically disabled heterosexual male.
Why do blondes wear tight skirts?
To keep their legs closed.
I believe in a woman's right to choose...
...whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.
If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
What did the skeleton say to the genderless child? "You're fucking dead, mate."
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
Jack got a big shock with a mouth full of huge cock, because Jill's real name is Randy, and she had no candy, just he gave Jack a handy.
I hate it when ever I bring a girl over, my parents don't care, but when I bring one of my friends that's a boy, they're like, "Keep the door open," and I'm gay.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock?
A rock can break a glass ceiling.
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."
I hope Death is a woman.
That way, it will never come for me.
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
My mother caught me jerking off and she told me to leave it out. I didn't know what she was doing but she grabbed my cock and started sucking. Then I found out on porn she was doing deep throat.
A couple of weeks later my dad caught me jerking off, I thought he would deep throat, but he just walked up to me and slapped my boner. I cried for 5 hours. Luckily my mum gave me a sloppy joe afterwards.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.