Gender jokes

What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?

You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.

A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"

She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"

He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."

I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.

Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.

What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?

Her-she.

Women deserve rights and lefts.

Why do blondes wear tight skirts?

To keep their legs closed.

I believe in a woman's right to choose...

...whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.

If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.

If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.

What did the skeleton say to the genderless child? "You're fucking dead, mate."

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.

Jack got a big shock with a mouth full of huge cock, because Jill's real name is Randy, and she had no candy, just he gave Jack a handy.

I hate it when ever I bring a girl over, my parents don't care, but when I bring one of my friends that's a boy, they're like, "Keep the door open," and I'm gay.

Why is there no woman on the moon?

Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.

They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.

What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock?

A rock can break a glass ceiling.

What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?

A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.

What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.

I hope Death is a woman.

That way, it will never come for me.

What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.

I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...