A brunette fought and didn't get raped.
A blonde thought and did get raped.
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.
I hate it when ever I bring a girl over, my parents don't care, but when I bring one of my friends that's a boy, they're like, "Keep the door open," and I'm gay.
What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ.
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock?
A rock can break a glass ceiling.
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."
I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
Everything is made in China... except for baby girls
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
I respect woman’s choices... either she wants to cook first, then clean, or she wants to clean first, then cook.
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
Why did the female dicktator get fired? She had too much dick!
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?
