Gender jokes
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
Why did the female dicktator get fired? She had too much dick!
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with $20. Jill came down with $40. Fucking whore!!!!
What is similar about a dog and a woman? You can ask them to come.
Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"
Because she was uneducated.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy, but in the end, Jack got a face full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
Flippity floppity, women are property.
H: *walks into bedroom* Why are you packing your bags?
W: I heard in New York women get paid $400 for what I do for you for free.
*Later that day*
W: *walks into the bedroom to see husband packing his bags* What are you doing?
H: I’m going with you. I want to see how you live off of $800 a year.
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.