Gender jokes
What sayd the man to the woman??
Go to the kitchen lol.
My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car, then didn't talk to her for the rest of the day for no reason.
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
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A girl comes up to her dad and says, "Can I borrow the car tonight? I want to go to this party." Dad says, "If you give a head job..." The girl says, "You're my dad! How can you say that?" Dad says, "If you want the car..." The girl thinks, "Okay." She starts. Dad says, "That tastes like sh*t." Dad: "Yeah, your brother wanted the car this morning."
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
In Antarctica, there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.
Little do they know I've been waiting for this moment.
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?
Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.
She really wanted a boner.
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."
How do you get a dishwasher to shovel snow? Give the bitch a shovel.
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."