Gender jokes

What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?

A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.

Man: Can you be my girlfriend?

Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.

Man: Oh, here's your rope.

What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.

I hope Death is a woman.

That way, it will never come for me.

I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...

I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.

What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.

I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

My mother caught me jerking off and she told me to leave it out. I didn't know what she was doing but she grabbed my cock and started sucking. Then I found out on porn she was doing deep throat.

A couple of weeks later my dad caught me jerking off, I thought he would deep throat, but he just walked up to me and slapped my boner. I cried for 5 hours. Luckily my mum gave me a sloppy joe afterwards.

Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?

Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.

The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!

"In chess, a queen can move in more directions than the king."

I mean, yeah, the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor, so-

Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she is a girl.

Why did the female dicktator get fired? She had too much dick!

Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!

Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.

Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"

Because she was uneducated.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy, but in the end, Jack got a face full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.