Gender jokes

What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."

Man: Can you be my girlfriend?

Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.

Man: Oh, here's your rope.

What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.

I respect woman’s choices... either she wants to cook first, then clean, or she wants to clean first, then cook.

I hope Death is a woman.

That way, it will never come for me.

I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.

I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she is a girl.

"In chess, a queen can move in more directions than the king."

I mean, yeah, the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor, so-

Why do trans women go by she/her?

Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.

Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?

Why did the female dicktator get fired? She had too much dick!

Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!

Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.

Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?

Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.

A dad told his son never to hit girls, so the son replied, "I promise."

When the son got older, he was doing the dirty with "a girl," and the girl says, "Spank me, daddy..." and the son responds, "My dad said never to hit a girl."

Then the "girl" takes off the wig, and it's his dad, and the dad said, "Good job, son!"

Son:...... um

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy, but in the end, Jack got a face full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.

Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"

Because she was uneducated.

What is similar about a dog and a woman? You can ask them to come.