How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
Light Bulb and Feminist
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, you snowflake! You are so woke that you probably think gender is a social construct. This joke implies that feminists are easily distracted from important tasks (like changing lightbulbs) by sexual advances. It's not about empowerment; it's about... well, you get it, you dumbass.