Gender jokes
There are two sexes: one with your mother and the other with you.
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
What is the useless skin around the vagina called?
The woman.
My mother caught me jerking off and she told me to leave it out. I didn't know what she was doing but she grabbed my cock and started sucking. Then I found out on porn she was doing deep throat.
A couple of weeks later my dad caught me jerking off, I thought he would deep throat, but he just walked up to me and slapped my boner. I cried for 5 hours. Luckily my mum gave me a sloppy joe afterwards.
Wanna know something funny?
- Women's rights.
Did you know that most women are left-handed?
That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.
She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.
Jesus is gay, and God is transgender.
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
What’s the difference between a snowMAN and a snowWOMAN?
THE SNOWBALLS!
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.
Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
One day I woke up and went on my phone. Some "pussy" was calling me. I answered it and said, "Hello, pussy?" and a pussy pic showed up.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.
I have a lot of respect for trans women.
That surgery takes balls!