Gender jokes
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"
I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him.
“Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.”
“Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls,” replies the nun. “I didn't want to get drafted either.”
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
What’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?
A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
My wife told me to contact more of my feminine side.
I crashed the car and fucked my trainer.
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?
You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.
She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!