What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
Gender Jokes
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.
Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?
A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?
A physically disabled heterosexual male.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!
I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"
She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"
He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Women deserve rights and lefts.
What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
What’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
My wife told me to contact more of my feminine side.
I crashed the car and fucked my trainer.
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
