What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?
You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.
She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!
Women deserve rights and lefts.
Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?
A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?
A physically disabled heterosexual male.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
My wife told me to contact more of my feminine side.
I crashed the car and fucked my trainer.
Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"
She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"
He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."
I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
Why do blondes wear tight skirts?
To keep their legs closed.
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.
If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
What did the skeleton say to the genderless child? "You're fucking dead, mate."
