Gender jokes
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"
I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.
Women are like dogs...
"Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going?"
"Can I come? Can I come? Can I come?"
"I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here..."
SHOES
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"
She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"
He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."
I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
Women deserve rights and lefts.
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
What’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?
A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.
Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?
A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?
A physically disabled heterosexual male.