Gender jokes
What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you after you put a load in it.
Flippity floppity, women are property.
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.
Everything is made in China... except for baby girls.
I respect woman’s choices... either she wants to cook first, then clean, or she wants to clean first, then cook.
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"
Women are like dogs...
"Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going?"
"Can I come? Can I come? Can I come?"
"I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here..."
SHOES
I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.
I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
My wife told me to contact more of my feminine side.
I crashed the car and fucked my trainer.
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.
What’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.