What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
What’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?
You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.
She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!
Women deserve rights and lefts.
Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?
A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?
A physically disabled heterosexual male.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
My wife told me to contact more of my feminine side.
I crashed the car and fucked my trainer.
Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
