Gender jokes
Everything is made in China... except for baby girls.
I respect woman’s choices... either she wants to cook first, then clean, or she wants to clean first, then cook.
I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
What’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
My wife told me to contact more of my feminine side.
I crashed the car and fucked my trainer.
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?
A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.
I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?
A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?
A physically disabled heterosexual male.
Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.