Gender jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you after you put a load in it.

When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"

Women are like dogs...

"Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going?"

"Can I come? Can I come? Can I come?"

"I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here..."

SHOES

She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.

Everything is made in China... except for baby girls.

What do you call a feminist? A Karen.

I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.

What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?

There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.

(Just a joke, no offense.)

What do a girl and a bar have in common?

A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!

How do you know a woman is blind?

Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.

What’s the difference between women and cars?

At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from the feminists.

Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.

Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?

A: Because they can't multiply.

What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?

You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.

Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?

A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?

A physically disabled heterosexual male.

What's the difference between women and men?

Men have rights.

I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.

Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.

What is the difference between women and cars?

At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.