Gender jokes
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
A blind man walked into a fish market and said... "Hello, ladies!"
I want to fuck Cyrus, Kylin. Especially Peter Pecker.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
I saw a lady in a bikini on the beach, so I walked up to her and said, "LET ME STICK MY DICK UP YOUR BIG ASS!"
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
I was like, soon dude, Little Johnny is Big boobs.
What's that thing that walks on two legs, washes dishes, sucks my cock, cooks, cleans, bends over for me and never fucking shuts up?
Femoids.
Misogyny? More like misogelbow.
Your mom's my dad. Think about that!
There are 3 Genders.
1: Man
2: Woman
3: Mentally ill.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
Feminists are a joke.
Why do only guys have fun? There's only the word "penis" in happiness.
So a woman walked into a bar. There was a man. She went up to him and said, "You're cute." He said, "Yeah, and you don't deserve equal rights."
I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.
She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."
The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
Why did Obama marry Michelle?
Because he's into chicks with dicks.
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl? If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).