Gender jokes
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack was in shock with a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.
Life is a lot like a penis. It's relaxed, and just hanging there.
It's women that make it hard.
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?
Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.
How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jill could whack off Jack. Jill yelled out, "Jack, where is your sack?"
Said, "I'm not Jack, I'm your friend Nancy."
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
There used to be Wonder Woman.
Now we wonder, what is a woman?
What’s one thing women need to know nowadays?
Their place.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered.