Gender jokes
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"
The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
Wanna hear a joke?
Woman's rights.
Me on my way to the principal's office after the trans kid told me to act my age, so I told him to act his gender.
There are 3 Genders.
1: Man
2: Woman
3: Mentally ill.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress up as the altar boy.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
Life is like a penis.
Women make it hard.