Gender jokes
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"
The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
Wanna hear a joke?
Woman's rights.
Memes
Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
There are 3 Genders.
1: Man
2: Woman
3: Mentally ill.
People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.
2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
What’s the difference between rape and marriage?
With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
Life is like a penis.
Women make it hard.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.
David: Isn't that illegal?
Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.
David: I hate my life.
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress up as the altar boy.