Gender jokes
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
What is the difference between a knife and a feminist?
A knife has a point.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"
The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
Wanna hear a joke?
Woman's rights.
Me on my way to the principal's office after the trans kid told me to act my age, so I told him to act his gender.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
Life is like a penis.
Women make it hard.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.
David: Isn't that illegal?
Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.
David: I hate my life.
There are 3 Genders.
1: Man
2: Woman
3: Mentally ill.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.