Gender jokes
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
Wanna hear a joke?
Woman's rights.
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
Memes
There are only 2 genders
Life is like a penis.
Women make it hard.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.
David: Isn't that illegal?
Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.
David: I hate my life.
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress up as the altar boy.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.
2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
What’s the difference between rape and marriage?
With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman.
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
Life is a lot like a penis. It's relaxed, and just hanging there.
It's women that make it hard.
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?
Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."