Gender jokes
Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"
The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
Wanna hear a joke?
Woman's rights.
People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.
2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
Memes
What’s the difference between rape and marriage?
With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
Life is like a penis.
Women make it hard.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.
David: Isn't that illegal?
Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.
David: I hate my life.
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress up as the altar boy.
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.