If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
Gender Jokes
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.
David: Isn't that illegal?
Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.
David: I hate my life.
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress up as the altar boy.
What’s the difference between rape and marriage?
With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.
2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
"Hippoty hoppity, women are property."
What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack was in shock with a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.
I got kicked out of a library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
Life is a lot like a penis. It's relaxed, and just hanging there.
It's women that make it hard.
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.
