Gay jokes
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"
Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!
PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(
Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.
Is anyone gay?
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
You think your friends get butthurt?
That's gay guys.
My cousin is a surgeon.
Last year he botched a surgery he was doing on a patient who happened to be gay. He's being sued for malpractice for turning a fruit into a vegetable.
Being gay is the most masculine thing that is possible because only men can be gay.
True story: In 1986, in the midst of the HIV epidemic, they made condoms available to the public. At that time, me and my boyfriend were 13 years old. My boyfriend was so happy: "These will make great water balloons!" And I was even happier. I did not have to pack a lunch for school tomorrow, lol.
What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?
Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.
Two brothers were arguing. One went: "You're an idiot!"
The other went: "Your brother's a mother!"
He replied: "Yeah, I know. Thanks for agreeing with me."
Anal.
Your nana gay, just like you, and you're made of atoms, nerd.
I find this website. I see this person named Gwen. I simp for her, but just for a troll. Next thing I know, we're somehow dating? Then her ex comes in and dates her again. Apparently, he is gay, and I'm pretty sure Gwen could be a boy, but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let y'all know this isn't really supposed to be a dating app or drama app, it's a joke app, and this isn't really a joke. But one last thing, you guys are all b*tches...
Y'all gay asf yaya.
Who likes eating ass?
My Little Pony.