Gay jokes
Man, I hate the government.
Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?
No..... Really?
Hahaha
Grasshole.
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
Why does God hate me?
Because I'm a gay minority who fights for women's rights.
What is depressed and gay? Me.
I don't like condoms, but I like gay pregnant X.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?
Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.
(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)
Why is Jack so gay?
Because he is.
Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,
If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.