Gay jokes

My cousin is a surgeon.

Last year he botched a surgery he was doing on a patient who happened to be gay. He's being sued for malpractice for turning a fruit into a vegetable.

True story: In 1986, in the midst of the HIV epidemic, they made condoms available to the public. At that time, me and my boyfriend were 13 years old. My boyfriend was so happy: "These will make great water balloons!" And I was even happier. I did not have to pack a lunch for school tomorrow, lol.

Two brothers were arguing. One went: "You're an idiot!"

The other went: "Your brother's a mother!"

He replied: "Yeah, I know. Thanks for agreeing with me."

Michael is gay and sucks cock.

Your nana gay, just like you, and you're made of atoms, nerd.

Anal.

I find this website. I see this person named Gwen. I simp for her, but just for a troll. Next thing I know, we're somehow dating? Then her ex comes in and dates her again. Apparently, he is gay, and I'm pretty sure Gwen could be a boy, but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let y'all know this isn't really supposed to be a dating app or drama app, it's a joke app, and this isn't really a joke. But one last thing, you guys are all b*tches...

Y'all gay asf yaya.

You're gay.

Who likes eating ass?

My Little Pony.

Evans so gay I mouth kissed him.

Why is Gennis gay?

If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.

What do you call a gay emo kid?

Fruit Ninja.

*Son comes out as gay*

Me: What's 17 more years?

You're gay.

You so gay you have a fat sis and?

If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.

I dunno man, worked for me.

I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.

Little Johnny is gay.