Gay jokes
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
What is the definition of GAY?
Thunwa :D
Why are you gay? Because I said so!
I told my dad that I’m gay. He replied, “No, you're retarded.” Then he went off to kiss a baby.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.
Why am I gay?
Because I like mushrooms.
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.
Two times four is eight, now stop f***ing asking me!
Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.
Bully: Ur Gay.
Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.
Bully: *runs away and hears crash*
duha is gay hahahahahaha.
All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.
You really gay. No questions added.
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
If a gay white male with blond hair is a prostitute, you will get $175.00 back for a blowjob if you give him $20.00. If you give a can of sauerkraut to a gay white male that is a prostitute with blonde hair and who is also Polish, you will get the money back that he paid for the can of sauerkraut if you wanted him to give you a blowjob. And if you wanted a blowjob from a gay white male that is a prostitute that is Canadian and Polish with blond hair, you will get the money back he paid for the bottle of maple syrup at the grocery store if you wanted him to give you a blowjob. But if you wanted to fuck him up the ass, he will give you the money back that he paid for the can of Crisco and he will also give you the money back that he paid for the box of condoms and he will give you the change back that he paid for the box of tampons that he paid for his baby sister or you could get a free anonymous blowjob at an adult book store.
If you have cancer, you are gay.
What is the origin of the glory hole?
The origins can be found in San Francisco, California, where historians claim that a meat thermometer was sticking out of a hole from both sides, especially the divider between bathroom stalls inside the men's restroom used for an anonymous massage for gay men by gay men in San Francisco, CA, in the Wild West.