Gay jokes
Ail is gay.
Your mom gay, Evan.
Mom hot.
What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
What is a Irish 💋 😗 kiss 💋 a blowjob from a gay Irishman
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
Your nan's gay.
Miss Kadie, I heard that the Westboro Baptist Church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people.
Pastor: Welcome to the gay matters church.
Miss Kadie: Stop that, you know that God hates gay people.
Me: Stop that, vegan teacher.
Pastor: You deserve to die.
- I attack
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
Sub to KYMBO or you are gay.
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.
Are you gay? Yeah, because I loved you.
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”