You know I'm gay! I'm gay! I'm really, really gay!
Gay Jokes
A gay couple actually goes to heaven. Turns out Jesus was a hypocrite.
You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.
Bully: Your mom gay.
Me: There's something on your chin.
Bully: Where?
Me: No, on your fourth one.
Someone walks up to his dad and says, "Dad, what’s the difference between potentiality and reality?" Soo ok, the dad says to the son, "Go ask your mother, sister, and your brother if they’d sleep with the postman for $1,000,000." So the son comes back 5 minutes later and said, "Dad, they all said they would sleep with the postman." So, son, potentially, we have a million dollars, but in reality, we have two sluts and a gay one."
Your mom gay.
A boy was following me for 8 years, even into the stall. I finally told him I’m not gay.
Fucking Fruit!
Your mom gay.
A happy little girl was running on the grass. She saw two gay guys kissing in a blank space, and she started crying. The two gay guys heard her crying, and then they asked her: "Why are you crying?" The little girl answered: "This is the first time I see an unnatural nature."
😂😂😂😂
Two sticks only make a fire.
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.
One time in camp, I kissed my bunkmate Bret in the shower. He cupped my breasts and lathered them in Prell, but I'm totally not gay... :)
"Jasmine is gay, now THAT is a joke."
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
Two times four is eight, now stop f***ing asking me!
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
Suck my dick when you lay. I have to say you are gay.
