Gay jokes
If you read this, you are gay/lesbian.
What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call ten lesbians in a room together? Fingerhut.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet together? A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a room full of 50 lesbians and fifty congressmen? 100 people who don't do dick.
Why don't women wear miniskirts in the winter? 'Cause they would get chapped lips.
What do a cliff jumper and a gay man have in common? If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit.
What do you call it when two gay roosters fight?
Cockfighting
You think your friends get butthurt?
That's gay guys.
A gay man enters a bar. At the counter, he sees a skinhead sitting, which he somehow finds cute. He gathers all his courage, goes to the skinhead and whispers to him, "Do you want a blowjob?"
The skinhead punches the gay man in the face with his fist, causing him to go down. Then he drags him outside into the parking lot and kicks him again with his boots before going back inside and sitting down at the counter.
"Man," says the bartender, "but you beat him up quite a bit! What did the man even say to you that you were so freaked out?"
"I don't know," replies the skinhead, "something about a job..."
Being gay is the most masculine thing that is possible because only men can be gay.
Jesus is gay, and God is transgender.
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
The weird moaning sounds when you try to slide in the back door.
Followed by slipping in Kentucky (KY) Jelly.
Followed by landing in deep shit.
Followed by being totally covered in sea men.
Every one is talking about glory holes, so I decided to look into one.
I was doing renovations on a house and found a wall with a glory hole. I was going to remodel it, but it's load bearing. I asked a gay carpenter how to fix this, and he advised that I check out the studs first to make sure they were uncut.
Eventually, I gave up and just put my nuts through the hole. Now they're walnuts.
What do you call a gay baseball player? A homo-run-sexual.
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
Why is there a big old gay parade on one of the first days of summer?
Pride always cometh before the fall.
Why was the gay boy fired from the sperm bank?
He was caught embezzling.
What do gay Minecraft players do?
Stare at their big blocks.
What does a gay horse eat?
Heyyy!
Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...
What’s a gay man’s favorite cereal?
Froot Loops
What’s the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
A straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-do!"
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do!"
Did you know a full moon is perfect for a werewolf to come out?
I’m gay.
If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby together, it would be a turd covered in semen.