Gay jokes
Why is there a big old gay parade on one of the first days of summer?
Pride always cometh before the fall.
Why was the gay boy fired from the sperm bank?
He was caught embezzling.
What do gay Minecraft players do?
Stare at their big blocks.
What does a gay horse eat?
Heyyy!
Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...
What’s a gay man’s favorite cereal?
Froot Loops
What’s the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
A straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-do!"
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do!"
Did you know a full moon is perfect for a werewolf to come out?
I’m gay.
If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby together, it would be a turd covered in semen.
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.
What do you call a white man that can dance?
A faggot.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
Someone told me I looked gay today. I told him that my clothes just came out of the closet this morning.
Anal intercourse is for assholes.
How much semen can a gay man hold? A buttload.
What did one gay sperm say to the other? "You think we’ll find the egg and all this shit?"
Kurt Cobain said he wished he was gay.
That's why he married Courtney Love.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
Why is Marcus gay? Because he's gay.