Gay jokes
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
Someone told me I looked gay today. I told him that my clothes just came out of the closet this morning.
Anal intercourse is for assholes.
How much semen can a gay man hold? A buttload.
What did one gay sperm say to the other? "You think we’ll find the egg and all this shit?"
Kurt Cobain said he wished he was gay.
That's why he married Courtney Love.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
Why is Marcus gay? Because he's gay.
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
They only have a back door.
How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.
I think one of my dads might be gay.
What's the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
Straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo."
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do."
What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?
When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.