Gay jokes
Why is Marcus gay? Because he's gay.
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
They only have a back door.
How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.
I think one of my dads might be gay.
What's the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
Straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo."
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do."
What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?
When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”
Here in Canada, you used to be able to be shipped off to an asylum just because you were gay.
I guess they couldn't tell the fruits from the nuts.
My cousin is a surgeon.
Last year he botched a surgery he was doing on a patient who happened to be gay. He's being sued for malpractice for turning a fruit into a vegetable.
What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?
A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.