Gay jokes
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.
I turned gay because my wife is too poor.
Why are you gay?
Because you are.
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
Gay guy?
Poo poo packed, lol.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.
Religious mom: FINALLY!
Me: Grabs a noose.
You're gay!
Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Why did the Italian American Roman Catholic priest perform fellatio on gay men at the glory hole inside the adult bookstore?
Someone asked him what would he do for a Klondike Bar?
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
How did the gay girl die? Homicide.
Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"
Every one is talking about glory holes, so I decided to look into one.
I was doing renovations on a house and found a wall with a glory hole. I was going to remodel it, but it's load bearing. I asked a gay carpenter how to fix this, and he advised that I check out the studs first to make sure they were uncut.
Eventually, I gave up and just put my nuts through the hole. Now they're walnuts.
Bully: Your mom gay.
Me: There's something on your chin.
Bully: Where?
Me: No, on your fourth one.
I watch gay porn.
A happy little girl was running on the grass. She saw two gay guys kissing in a blank space, and she started crying. The two gay guys heard her crying, and then they asked her: "Why are you crying?" The little girl answered: "This is the first time I see an unnatural nature."
😂😂😂😂
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.