Gay jokes

What do you call a gay emo kid?

Fruit Ninja.

*Son comes out as gay*

Me: What's 17 more years?

You're gay.

You so gay you have a fat sis and?

If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.

I dunno man, worked for me.

I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.

Little Johnny is gay.

Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!

Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?

I have a girlfriend with a big dick.

A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down:

TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY". OK!!!

Gay guy?

Poo poo packed, lol.

Gay follow me on TikTok @thatpunkid.

I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.

Gay shit.

What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?

They are both gay.

I make gay jokes because I am a gay joke.

What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?

They're both gay and use knives.

Miss Kadie, I heard that the Westboro Baptist Church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people.

Pastor: Welcome to the gay matters church.

Miss Kadie: Stop that, you know that God hates gay people.

Me: Stop that, vegan teacher.

Pastor: You deserve to die.

- I attack

The priest is gay.

If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.