Gay jokes

I have a girlfriend with a big dick.

I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.

If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.

I dunno man, worked for me.

Little Johnny is gay.

You're gay.

*Son comes out as gay*

Me: What's 17 more years?

Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!

Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?

If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.

Why is Gennis gay?

A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down:

TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY". OK!!!

Gay guy?

Poo poo packed, lol.

Gay follow me on TikTok @thatpunkid.

I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.

Gay shit.

I make gay jokes because I am a gay joke.

What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?

They are both gay.

The priest is gay.

Miss Kadie, I heard that the Westboro Baptist Church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people.

Pastor: Welcome to the gay matters church.

Miss Kadie: Stop that, you know that God hates gay people.

Me: Stop that, vegan teacher.

Pastor: You deserve to die.

- I attack

What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?

They're both gay and use knives.

If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."