Gay jokes

Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"

Is anyone gay?

Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!

PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(

Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.

Kasper is gay.

Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?

Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.

Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.

What do you call a group of gay gamers?

Rainbow Six.

What's a homo's favorite planet?

Uranus.

How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?

'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.

Gay is gay.

Your mom gay.

I hate straight people.

Ha, gay!

Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?

He was playing with too many strokes.

My cousin is a surgeon.

Last year he botched a surgery he was doing on a patient who happened to be gay. He's being sued for malpractice for turning a fruit into a vegetable.

True story: In 1986, in the midst of the HIV epidemic, they made condoms available to the public. At that time, me and my boyfriend were 13 years old. My boyfriend was so happy: "These will make great water balloons!" And I was even happier. I did not have to pack a lunch for school tomorrow, lol.

Two brothers were arguing. One went: "You're an idiot!"

The other went: "Your brother's a mother!"

He replied: "Yeah, I know. Thanks for agreeing with me."

Anal.

Michael is gay and sucks cock.