Gay jokes
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
Your mom is gay, just like your dad.
Zach is a gay kid from Rob. Love you!
Frenid: R u gay?
Me: Yes u
Frenid: No I am bi.
Me: Dang it!
Frenid: What?
Me: I like u.
Frenid: Ok I like u to.
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
Memes
My cousin is a surgeon.
Last year he botched a surgery he was doing on a patient who happened to be gay. He's being sued for malpractice for turning a fruit into a vegetable.
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus.
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
Ha, gay!
Why do gay guys grow mustaches?
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
Is anyone gay?
Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!
PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(
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