Gay jokes
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus.
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.
Memes
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
Ha, gay!
Why do gay guys grow mustaches?
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
Is anyone gay?
Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!
PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(
Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.
Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
Your mom gay.
Gay is gay.
Kasper is gay.