Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.
I tried to warn my son about playing Russian roulette. It went in one ear and out the other.
I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.
I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.
Friend: Want to play Fall Guys?
Friend 2: Yup.
Friend: Ok, so let me ju- wait, where are you going?
Friend 2: I'm gonna jump off.
Friend: Why?
Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal-sized eyes.
Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
Little Johnny and his teacher were telling each other jokes and riddles. His teacher asked, "Three birds were sitting on a wire, a hunter shot one. How many are left?" Little Johnny replied, "None, because the sound would scare the other two away." His teacher said, "No, but I like the way you think!"
Little Johnny replied, "Alright, now I have one for you. What goes in dry and hard and comes out soft and hard?" His teacher was shocked and said, "Little Johnny!" He replied, "It's gum! But I like the way you think!"
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol, and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these. He replies with, "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
