Game jokes

What did me and my uncle call hide and seek? Naked and afraid.

I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.

Why do orphans play Sims?

Because they can make themselves a family.

How is slavery different from Pokémon?

There are different types of Pokémon.

When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.

I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"

Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?

The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.

I tried to warn my son about playing Russian roulette. It went in one ear and out the other.

Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?

A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.

A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol, and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these. He replies with, "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."

Friend: Want to play Fall Guys?

Friend 2: Yup.

Friend: Ok, so let me ju- wait, where are you going?

Friend 2: I'm gonna jump off.

Friend: Why?

Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?

A cop pulled me over and shouted, "Papers!" I shouted, "Scissors!" and drove off.

What were the twin towers plains?

God's playing Jenga.

I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal-sized eyes.

Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.

I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.

Why doesn't China have a cricket team?

They always eat the bat.

What is Africa's most played game?

The Hunger Games.

People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."

Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."

On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.