Game jokes
I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.
Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.
My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol, and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these. He replies with, "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."
Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Non-binary people: *cries*
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
A cop pulled me over and shouted, "Papers!" I shouted, "Scissors!" and drove off.
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal-sized eyes.
Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.
Why did the police go to a baseball game?
Because a player stole the base.
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."