Game jokes

I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.

I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.

Why do orphans play Sims?

Because they can make themselves a family.

I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.

When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.

I tried to warn my son about playing Russian roulette. It went in one ear and out the other.

How is slavery different from Pokémon?

There are different types of Pokémon.

Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.

Friend: Want to play Fall Guys?

Friend 2: Yup.

Friend: Ok, so let me ju- wait, where are you going?

Friend 2: I'm gonna jump off.

Friend: Why?

Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?

I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"

I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal-sized eyes.

Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.

I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.

What were the twin towers plains?

God's playing Jenga.

Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?

What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?

RC-XD incoming.

Why doesn't China have a cricket team?

They always eat the bat.

Little Johnny and his teacher were telling each other jokes and riddles. His teacher asked, "Three birds were sitting on a wire, a hunter shot one. How many are left?" Little Johnny replied, "None, because the sound would scare the other two away." His teacher said, "No, but I like the way you think!"

Little Johnny replied, "Alright, now I have one for you. What goes in dry and hard and comes out soft and hard?" His teacher was shocked and said, "Little Johnny!" He replied, "It's gum! But I like the way you think!"

People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."

Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."

A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol, and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these. He replies with, "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."

Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?

A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.