Game jokes
What did me and my uncle call hide and seek? Naked and afraid.
I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.
I tried to warn my son about playing Russian roulette. It went in one ear and out the other.
A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol, and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these. He replies with, "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."
Friend: Want to play Fall Guys?
Friend 2: Yup.
Friend: Ok, so let me ju- wait, where are you going?
Friend 2: I'm gonna jump off.
Friend: Why?
Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?
A cop pulled me over and shouted, "Papers!" I shouted, "Scissors!" and drove off.
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal-sized eyes.
Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
Why did the police go to a baseball game?
Because a player stole the base.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?
Because no one’s looking for them.