Game jokes
Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing.
selling wheat
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
If you play games, go play on your sister.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What is a good night's sleep and what do I have for you?
Walk home from home and walk walk home and get a good night and night sleep good day today and walk home and walk walk home and take care and walk walk home 🏠 was good fun night night I had dinner 🍽 night night love 💗
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
Incest. A game the whole family can play.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.