Game jokes
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.
I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.
What’s New York’s favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
My son and I went on a tour to the Old Trafford Stadium. We were admiring the 76,000 seat arena when he suddenly pointed at the pitch.
“Dad, who is that man camping there?” I said, “Son, that is Bruno Penandes. He lives in that Penalty box. He only performs in small games.”
I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.
He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
My name has "anus" in it.
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?
You Fallout.
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."
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