Game jokes
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
Two towers.
Wordle be like (pt3)
Any future Wordle jokes I'll just put into one mega comp.
STUCK 💛🩶🩶🩶💛
FOLKS 🩶🩶🩶💛💚
MAKES 🩶🩶💚💚💚
YIKES 💛🩶💚💚💚
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.
Older boy: UNO reverse card!
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.