Game jokes
Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Non-binary people: *cries*
Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?
Because no one’s looking for them.
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
Because he’s a ball hog.
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
What is Donald Trump's favorite game?
Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
"You wanna play the rape game?" "No." "That's the spirit!"
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, Pompeii 79 A.D.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.
What is the difference between the rook and the bishop? The rook goes straight, while the bishop moves diagonally.
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
What did the panther say at the Poker Party? "I would be lion if I said I was a cheetah."
you play gatcha life more like go get a life.
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?