Game jokes
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?
Because no one’s looking for them.
Memes
I'm a mushroom and I hate this game.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
Why did the police go to a baseball game?
Because a player stole the base.
What is the difference between the rook and the bishop? The rook goes straight, while the bishop moves diagonally.
Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
Because he’s a ball hog.
What is Donald Trump's favorite game?
Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.
What did the panther say at the Poker Party? "I would be lion if I said I was a cheetah."
Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Non-binary people: *cries*