What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
Game Jokes
Why did the police go to a baseball game?
Because a player stole the base.
One day, a priest and a nun went to play golf together.
In the first shot, the priest missed his shot and said, "Fuck, I missed it!"
The nun replied, "Hey, you should not curse."
In the second shot, the priest missed his shot again and said, "Fuck, I missed again!"
The nun replied, "Hey, stop swearing, or else God will punish you."
In the next shot, the priest missed once again. He shouted, "Fuck this, this game is bullshit!"
The nun replied, "Enough! God is definitely going to punish you anytime now."
Suddenly, a thunderbolt struck the nun and killed her. The clouds separated from the sky, and there was a voice in the sky saying, "Oh, fuck, I missed!"
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
What is the difference between the rook and the bishop? The rook goes straight, while the bishop moves diagonally.
Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
Because he’s a ball hog.
What is Donald Trump's favorite game?
Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Non-binary people: *cries*
What did the panther say at the Poker Party? "I would be lion if I said I was a cheetah."
you play gatcha life more like go get a life.
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, Pompeii 79 A.D.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
If at first you don't succeed,
Maybe Russian Roulette isn't for you.
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
