Game jokes
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle? Because there are cheetahs!
Which game do socialists hate the most?
Monopoly.
What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?
Fall Guys.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Oh no
MISSING!!
MISSING!!
Name: Ghostiano Penaldo
Missing: 27/6/2021 vs Belgium
Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Last found - Practicing tap ins.
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parma, Crotone.
Might be dangerous towards good players.
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
What is baseball?
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
I was in the Sahara Desert, dying of thirst. Thankfully, Pionel Pessi, the debut man, came to my rescue👨🚒. He brought in 100's of helicopters filled with bottles to quench my thirst. I asked him how he had so many bottles; "big games," he replied. Thanks for saving my life, my idol.
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.
I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!
What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube?
Both get hard when we play with them.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege