I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed MOST Wanted.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters
Q:What was hellen kellers favorite game as a kid A:musical chairs
Why is USA so bad at chess
Because they already lost two towers
so the coach got mad at me cause im the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum and i was just keeping the ball to myself and the coach pulled me aside and said pass to others i said why and he said theres no i in team and i said ya but theres an m e
Me: wanna play a game Sister: ya, what is it Me: tic tac toe Sister:? Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve Me: tic tac toe
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win
what game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
hangman
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling? he kept making strikes
Things to kids: Dragapult:Ooh, look! Some ammo A Good Parent: My baby Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
Slavery is like Pokémon you gotta catch them all
My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
If you bet on Russian roulette even if you win you still lose
Rock paper lesbians.
What games would deaf people not be good at...
Simon says and Musical chairs
