Game jokes
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?
Because no one’s looking for them.
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
Because he’s a ball hog.
What is Donald Trump's favorite game?
Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
"You wanna play the rape game?" "No." "That's the spirit!"
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, Pompeii 79 A.D.
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.
What is the difference between the rook and the bishop? The rook goes straight, while the bishop moves diagonally.
you play gatcha life more like go get a life.
Hey guys, wish me luck on my game Al-Nassr vs. Raed Al-Raed. I have 604 million followers on Instagram, but we are not gonna be able to beat that. Can we get to 69 followers, please and thankyou?
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.
How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls.
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.