Game jokes
Games
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Animal jokes, eh?
Toucan play at that game.
Add me on XBOX! Chalkyfrog11
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
Pokemon
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
I don’t like to play games, actually. There is one game: It’s Barbie. Of course, I’ll be Ken, and you’ll be the box cum in.
A lion would never drive while drunk.
But a tiger wood.