I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him", so i couldn't do a fatality. I was confused but i understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.
I tried to warn my son about playing Russian roulette. It went in one ear and out the other
I made a 3D game about a depressed self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
i went to a park then i kick a ball at a kid in a wheel chair then screamed rocket league
When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the switch.
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
What where the twin towers plains
Gods playing Jenga
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat
Q: why can't orphans be on a football team? A: because they won't know where to go on a home game.
on september 11th 2001 the new york giants lost against the jets.
A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these and he replies with "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."
Whats 9/11 survivors least favorite nfl team ?
New York Jets.
Why did the police 👮 go to a baseball ⚾️ game?
Because a player stole the base.
What is Africa’s most played game The hunger games
Why shouldn’t you play basketball 🏀 with a pig 🐷?
Because he’s a ball hog.
What is Donald Trump's favorite game?
Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
People be like: What happened to fruit ninja? It was on your phone, Me: I upgraded now i can play on my pro max thigh/wrists
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: *cries*
you play gatcha life more like go get a life
