Game jokes
Bomb goes Uno.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
I love playing games with my family.
Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?
Orphans don't like "Family Feud."
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Messi chiquito...
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!