Game jokes

Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.

What did the football coach say when he went to the bank?

-"I want my quarterback."

Friend 1: Eyyy gurl

Me: Hey! (Fake smile)

Friend 2: Hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather?

6 hours later

Friend 2: So (name) would u rather? 1. "Hang" out with me Or 2. "Jump" 1 times?

Me...e-eh?...Why not both????? We could just "Jump" while "Hanging" out right?

Me: Wanna play 9/11?

Friend: What's that?

Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.

Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: "I found you." Boy: "What gave me away?" Girl: "Ur parents obviously."

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on juan.

Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.

What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.

What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.

I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.

I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.

Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.

How is slavery different from Pokémon?

There are different types of Pokémon.

Do you want to play Titanic?

When I say iceberg, you go down on me.

Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

A: There was a face off in the corner.

What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common?

You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.

One day, a priest and a nun went to play golf together.

In the first shot, the priest missed his shot and said, "Fuck, I missed it!"

The nun replied, "Hey, you should not curse."

In the second shot, the priest missed his shot again and said, "Fuck, I missed again!"

The nun replied, "Hey, stop swearing, or else God will punish you."

In the next shot, the priest missed once again. He shouted, "Fuck this, this game is bullshit!"

The nun replied, "Enough! God is definitely going to punish you anytime now."

Suddenly, a thunderbolt struck the nun and killed her. The clouds separated from the sky, and there was a voice in the sky saying, "Oh, fuck, I missed!"

Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.

How do you cut the sea in half?

With a sea-saw.

What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.

Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.