Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
Friend 1: Eyyy gurl
Me: Hey! (Fake smile)
Friend 2: Hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather?
6 hours later
Friend 2: So (name) would u rather? 1. "Hang" out with me Or 2. "Jump" 1 times?
Me...e-eh?...Why not both????? We could just "Jump" while "Hanging" out right?
What did the football coach say when he went to the bank?
-"I want my quarterback."
Me: Wanna play 9/11?
Friend: What's that?
Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: "I found you." Boy: "What gave me away?" Girl: "Ur parents obviously."
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
Do you want to play Titanic?
When I say iceberg, you go down on me.
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common?
You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner.
A cop pulled me over and shouted, "Papers!" I shouted, "Scissors!" and drove off.
How do you cut the sea in half?
With a sea-saw.
What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.
Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.
What did me and my uncle call hide and seek? Naked and afraid.
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
