Game jokes

Today I found out that my cat got hit by a car accident. Well, I guess I'm gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again. It's not like anyone will notice.

add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?

Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.

Three boys are playing on a slide when a genie appeared.

The genie says, "Whatever you shout when you go down the slide, I will grant you a bucket full of."

The first boy goes down the slide shouting, "diamonds!", and he gets a bucket of diamonds.

The second boy goes down the slide and shouts, "gold!", and gets a bucket of gold.

The third boy, who never listens or pays attention, goes down the slide and shouts "weeeeeeee!"

One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there.

Where are the others?

They're in his freezer.

Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?

Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.

I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.

Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.

I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.

Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?

Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.

Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.

if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.

What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?

Capture the flag.

Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.

What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?

JENGA!!!!

How is sex like a game of bridge?

If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.

I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.

A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"

Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!

Why are people from New York so bad at chess?

Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).

Why are orphans so bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house looks like.