Game

Game jokes

Chair

Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.

Genie

Three boys are playing on a slide when a genie appeared.

The genie says, "Whatever you shout when you go down the slide, I will grant you a bucket full of."

The first boy goes down the slide shouting, "diamonds!", and he gets a bucket of diamonds.

The second boy goes down the slide and shouts, "gold!", and gets a bucket of gold.

The third boy, who never listens or pays attention, goes down the slide and shouts "weeeeeeee!"

Orphan

Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?

They missed the homecoming games.

Sex

How is sex like a game of bridge?

If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.

Memes

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?

The baseball player knows where home base is.

Orphan

Why can't orphans really play baseball?

Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.

Violist

Why don’t violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Night

I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."

Orphan

Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?

A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.

Nazi

Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.

Nba

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?

The NBA.