What do you call a injured person who doesn't wanna play a game with u? A soar loser
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “ you’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup”
A kid asks his father, " How long is our trip dad?" The kids father says , " Our trip is a fortnite."
This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you. All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose? Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground
If you take a shoot a paper wad in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
Why Can't Orphans play baseball - They can't find home
What is Michael Jackson's favroite game? Jacks. Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
Two lepers playing cards... one threw his hand in; the other laughed his head off
I Love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball though.
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers
Friend 1:Eyyy gurl Me:Hey! (Fake smile) Friend 2:hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather? 6 hours later Friend 2:So (name) would u rather? 1."Hang" out with me Or 2."Jump" 1 times? Me...e-eh?...Why not both?????we could just "Jump while "Hanging" out right?
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint...my....house.’
What do you call Stevan hauking on a period. Mario cart
Balls
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe
what game dose an emo hate the most????
LIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG? (The Hunger Games)
A Rainbow.
Two kids were sitting at restaurant one said could I please have some water I am feeling a little HORSE. The other said Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game.
Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.
