Game jokes
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.
Today I found out that my cat got hit by a car accident. Well, I guess I'm gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again. It's not like anyone will notice.
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as heβs always sitting down.
Memes
Fnaf (when C.C got his head bit and survived) him at age 20
Three boys are playing on a slide when a genie appeared.
The genie says, "Whatever you shout when you go down the slide, I will grant you a bucket full of."
The first boy goes down the slide shouting, "diamonds!", and he gets a bucket of diamonds.
The second boy goes down the slide and shouts, "gold!", and gets a bucket of gold.
The third boy, who never listens or pays attention, goes down the slide and shouts "weeeeeeee!"
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you donβt need a partner.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They donβt know what a full house looks like.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.