Game jokes
I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.
I was walking down the street when I saw this dude just vibing. He was telling every guy that walked by if his dick was bigger than theirs, they have to give him 50 bucks.
Long story short, I walked away with 100 bucks that day.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.
Today I found out that my cat got hit by a car accident. Well, I guess I'm gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again. It's not like anyone will notice.
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?
Fnaf (when C.C got his head bit and survived) him at age 20
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
Three boys are playing on a slide when a genie appeared.
The genie says, "Whatever you shout when you go down the slide, I will grant you a bucket full of."
The first boy goes down the slide shouting, "diamonds!", and he gets a bucket of diamonds.
The second boy goes down the slide and shouts, "gold!", and gets a bucket of gold.
The third boy, who never listens or pays attention, goes down the slide and shouts "weeeeeeee!"
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there.
Where are the others?
They're in his freezer.
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.