Game jokes
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.
Today I found out that my cat got hit by a car accident. Well, I guess I'm gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again. It's not like anyone will notice.
Who laughs last, laughs best.
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
Three boys are playing on a slide when a genie appeared.
The genie says, "Whatever you shout when you go down the slide, I will grant you a bucket full of."
The first boy goes down the slide shouting, "diamonds!", and he gets a bucket of diamonds.
The second boy goes down the slide and shouts, "gold!", and gets a bucket of gold.
The third boy, who never listens or pays attention, goes down the slide and shouts "weeeeeeee!"
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there.
Where are the others?
They're in his freezer.
I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.