Game jokes
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
Three boys are playing on a slide when a genie appeared.
The genie says, "Whatever you shout when you go down the slide, I will grant you a bucket full of."
The first boy goes down the slide shouting, "diamonds!", and he gets a bucket of diamonds.
The second boy goes down the slide and shouts, "gold!", and gets a bucket of gold.
The third boy, who never listens or pays attention, goes down the slide and shouts "weeeeeeee!"
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
Memes
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"