Game jokes
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as heβs always sitting down.
Three boys are playing on a slide when a genie appeared.
The genie says, "Whatever you shout when you go down the slide, I will grant you a bucket full of."
The first boy goes down the slide shouting, "diamonds!", and he gets a bucket of diamonds.
The second boy goes down the slide and shouts, "gold!", and gets a bucket of gold.
The third boy, who never listens or pays attention, goes down the slide and shouts "weeeeeeee!"
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
Memes
Fnaf (when C.C got his head bit and survived) him at age 20
One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there.
Where are the others?
They're in his freezer.
Why donβt violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.
What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro π€ 2. Sell Pernandes π€ 3. Sell Bencho π€ 4. Sell Trashford π€ 5. Terminate penaldo π€ 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal π
These came down deep from my heart. Donβt let me down again, please.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.