What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.
Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
2,996 kill streak, boom!
