Game jokes
Today I found out that my cat got hit by a car accident. Well, I guess I'm gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again. It's not like anyone will notice.
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
Three boys are playing on a slide when a genie appeared.
The genie says, "Whatever you shout when you go down the slide, I will grant you a bucket full of."
The first boy goes down the slide shouting, "diamonds!", and he gets a bucket of diamonds.
The second boy goes down the slide and shouts, "gold!", and gets a bucket of gold.
The third boy, who never listens or pays attention, goes down the slide and shouts "weeeeeeee!"
Fnaf (when C.C got his head bit and survived) him at age 20
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there.
Where are the others?
They're in his freezer.
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.