Funny jokes
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
What do the initials BIBLE stand for?
Bull In Book Lacking Evidence
What do you do when a woman is choking?
Back up a couple inches.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
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Want to know of a funny joke?
Women drivers.
Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!
A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."
So, a blind guy is sitting on a park bench with his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly, his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guy's leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat.
A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man, "That is the most charitable thing I’ve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit." The blind man says, "Oh it’s not what you think, I’m just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the ass."
A child asks his father, "How do you get pink eye?"
Son, I was told it’s from scratching your butt, then rubbing your eyes.
Then the son asks, "How did I get Fungi?" As the father was about to answer, the boy says, "Ohh, so is it from scratching my stinky feet, then rubbing my eye?" ———-Fungeye
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Where did the pig go on holiday?
Snout and about.
A boy was following me for 8 years, even into the stall. I finally told him I’m not gay.
Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
Hello, I'm hahaha. What do you call a funny rubber toe?
Roberto!!~!~!!! AaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA. And like hahaha, what's wrong with airline food? They're not black and they're not people.
I was riding my bike down the road!
When a car started coming, I started running.
It put me in a crash with my elbow through my ass! ;)
Orphans got me like: 😂
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?
Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"