Funny jokes
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
Once there were three Indians. Two were smart and one was... not so smart.
One day, the first smart Indian went out hunting. He came back with a dead deer. The not so smart Indian asks "How'd you do it?"
The smart one replies, "I followed the deer tracks, shot the deer, and brought it home."
The next day, the next smart Indian goes out. He comes back with a dead bear. The not so smart Indian asks once again "How'd you do it?"
The smart one replies, "I followed the bear tracks, shot the bear, and brought it home."
Finally, it's now the not so smart Indian's turn to go hunt. Multiple hours had passed since he left. The smart Indians go out to search for him. They finally find him, bloodied and on the verge of dying. The smart Indians exclaimed "WHAT HAPPENED!"
The not so smart Indian replies,
"Well I... I followed the train tracks, an... and shot th- the train... bu- but it kept going..."
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
Bro 😂😂😂
It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.
The humor of this generation of kids shouldn't be called 'brain rot'; it should be called 'brain rape.' I believe most people of this generation that aren't 5-year-olds could agree with me, but my mind and thoughts have been violated by the things that kids these days find funny and entertaining. #SKIBIDDI
brb makin' tic tac toe boards on myself.
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Welcome to Mississippi.
Hahaha, you have no PP!
Cancer, it's just funny, hahaha.
What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
9 months before I was born,
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵
Rock, paper, lesbians.