Funny jokes
I will never forget my Grandpa's last words: "What are you doing with that rope and saw?"
I am disabled and I find these jokes appropriately hilarious.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
jokes got me like : 😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
What is the most annoying thing your parents say to you, and what is the dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you?
The most annoying thing your parents can say: "Finish your dinner, there are starving kids in Africa!" No, you can't have any dessert until you finish your dinner. (See how annoying that is!)
The dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you: "Why is your name Crayla? Why is your last name Goldburg? Is it like a gold bird!" (That is really annoying if you ask me!)
Thanks for reading this...bye!
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone!
Funny posts.
These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.
Why does the Avon lady walk funny?
Because her lipstick!
Fuck you people who made those jokes! (but some were funny but the starving one is messed up!)
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?
Bianca: It's Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah
Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.
Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?
Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.