Funny jokes
Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jack could eat her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c*** because Jill's real name is Randy.
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly. I took one shot, puffed through my pipe, and jumped in the air on a trampoline. I woke up in heaven.
I asked an angel, "How did I die?"
"Well, little monkey, you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head. Your mom called the doctor, and the doctor said you were dead."
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
you play gatcha life more like go get a life.
My life, ha ha funny!
Haha, I have my own joke category now!
I make baby mush.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.
Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
To everyone saying, "Don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying." Do you think we have it easy? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
A bear walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have a grilled . . . cheese?"
The barkeep asks the bear, "What's with the big pause?" The bear says, "Well, I'm a bear."
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it and shouts "I love my country!" Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country!" Finally, the Iraqi man drops a bomb and shouts, "I love my country!"
Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted, my house blew up!"
I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.
Knock knock! Who's there? Prince! Prince who? Prince please talk to me!