Funny jokes
My joke is so diam funny, or so damn funny.
If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
My life, haha, so funny!
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Memes
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
Ha, gay!
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.
Gwen, please just come back. I love you and I miss you so much!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"
"Cargo." "Cargo who?"
"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"
Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?
Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"
Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.
Want to know of a funny joke?
Women drivers.
Man, that's funny!
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.