Funny jokes

If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!

My joke is so diam funny, or so damn funny.

Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF

Gwen, please just come back. I love you and I miss you so much!

Dwarfism is a growing problem.

Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.

He jumped off a curb stone.

A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.

Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂

Why is willb103 so funny?!!

Because he made the joke home page!!!

Ha, gay!

Man, that's funny!

My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.

Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?

Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Momma?

Momma who?

Big Momma!

Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?

Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.

Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.

Want to know of a funny joke?

Women drivers.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"

"Cargo." "Cargo who?"

"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"

How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?

Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"

Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!

I am looking for Mike Roch.