"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. đŸ˜‚
Man, that's funny!
Why is willb103 so funny?!!
Because he made the joke home page!!!
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?
Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"
"Cargo." "Cargo who?"
"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"
Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!
Gwen, please just come back. I love you and I miss you so much!
Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.
My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
Ha, gay!
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Want to know of a funny joke?
Women drivers.
A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.
