Funny jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your dad.
But my dad's dead.
I know, just reminding you!
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
Dear Gwen,
Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!
TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!
BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!
Please comment good or not! Irdc!
Yo momma so dumb, she thought this joke was funny.
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome. Hehehehe😛😛😛
My dick was in the book of world records.
But then the librarian asked me to take it out.
Ha, gay!
What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic? Free dog food.
As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>
The best joke in the world is me.
Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Awww, don't cry!
Sayori jokes aren't funny. :-:
I went through that once, you know...
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
I lost at Kahoot, so I had to ka-shoot.
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."
"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.
Where does a crayon go on vacation? To color-ado.
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."