One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
My father can take a joke because he made one.
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
Gwen?!?!??!/1??!?!??!
When you still there?
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.
Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!
Love, Gwen.
Ariana-Chat now!
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a** commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's!" It was the funniest sh*t ever!
Abigail Brynn Welch is not funny.
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.
Two lions plan their escape from the circus. the night they get out of their cages they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road. as one lion gets a bite of leg the second takes a piece of shoulder. Then one stops and asks his companion: Does this taste funny to you?
Gina: Maryen? Karlya? Amber? Kristie? Why isn't it listed that she's here?
Zari: Your sister isn't listed in the meantime, just relax.
Gina: That still doesn't answer why she's not listed. I want her to see me!
Zari: Anyway, it will be time for your medications, we have the gixen and the Uiasends.
Gina: Do you know my sister's name?
Zari: Yes. Her name is Jalien.
Gina: Fine, I don't care!!!
