One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
My father can take a joke because he made one.
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
Gwen?!?!??!/1??!?!??!
When you still there?
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.
Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!
Love, Gwen.
Ariana-Chat now!
I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a** commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's!" It was the funniest sh*t ever!
Abigail Brynn Welch is not funny.
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
Two lions plan their escape from the circus. the night they get out of their cages they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road. as one lion gets a bite of leg the second takes a piece of shoulder. Then one stops and asks his companion: Does this taste funny to you?
Gina: Maryen? Karlya? Amber? Kristie? Why isn't it listed that she's here?
Zari: Your sister isn't listed in the meantime, just relax.
Gina: That still doesn't answer why she's not listed. I want her to see me!
Zari: Anyway, it will be time for your medications, we have the gixen and the Uiasends.
Gina: Do you know my sister's name?
Zari: Yes. Her name is Jalien.
Gina: Fine, I don't care!!!
