Funny jokes

Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.

Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.

Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.

Amber: Fine!!!!!

Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA

Did you hear the one about the pecan, the walnut, and the cashew?

It was nut funny.

Funni.

I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a** commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's!" It was the funniest sh*t ever!

Abigail Brynn Welch is not funny.

Why did the skeleton die from laughter?

'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"

I am bored. Hey, Gwen, want to chat?

Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!

Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!

It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!

"Gwen don't want break up! Please talk to me!"

Knock knock! Who's there? Prince! Prince who? Prince please talk to me!

Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!

Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!

Gwen?!?!??!/1??!?!??!

When you still there?

What did the funny bone say to the skin?

"You're not humerus, I am!"

One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.

9 months before I was born,

I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.

Wanna me to show you a joke?

*Points at face* Funny, right?

My father can take a joke because he made one.