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My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
My favourite new meme is The Wopmutt Meme. The wopmutt meme grew in popularity because it's based, true, and funny.
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"
This is my fidget spinner, I got it in my Easter basket.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
Me: Do you know a funny joke?
Friend: Yes, you.
An old man saw the TikTok trend of people throwing it back. The old man wanted to do it with his wife. The man set up everything needed and did the video. He threw it back first, then his wife, but instead of an old lady, it was ashes.
A bear and a rabbit are at a bar getting high, smoking weed, talking about nothing but lies and straight up garbage.
And then the bear starts to drink too much damn liquor, gets drunk, and asks the rabbit, "Can I have one more scotch, pretty please?"
And the rabbit says, "Hell to the naw, I'm not about to carry your drunk ass home with me and smell your breath."
Rape humor is not funny. Like if you agree.
Rape jokes aren't funny.
What's a skeleton's favorite meme?
Ken Bone.
I can't with these, LMAOO!
