Funny jokes
Bro wtf is all this!?
Like fr tho none of this be funny... messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru.
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
What's the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they're all knockoffs of old jokes you've already heard that aren't funny. Penis!
I have a skeleTON of jokes, but none of them are very humorous.
How do you fit a baby in a glass?
A blender.
How do you get it out?
Explosives!
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
This kid was going to sleep and he said, "Night, Mum. Night, Dad. And night, Grandma, and bye, Grandpa." The next morning, Grandpa died, and the next night he said, "Night, Dad. Night, Mum. Night, Grandma." Grandma died the next morning. The next night he said, "Night, Mum, bye, Dad," and they heard the postman died because he was the dad, lol.
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This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
Me: Do you know a funny joke?
Friend: Yes, you.
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.