Funny jokes
Why did orphans have to drink their own piss?
Because last time they went to the bar, they went with their dad and drank some Corona, then got drunk and started eating someone's toenails, so his dad went to go get the milk and everybody had to evacuate the bar. Then the orphan started walking on his teeth and got listed for the top ten wanted animals in the world, so then he felt wanted and went to go home and had nobody to go to, so he found the beer bottle he drunk out of and started pissing in it so he wouldn't die and loved it. So then someone saw him in the bushes pissing in a beer bottle then drinking, so the person who saw him started recording and posted it on YouTube, and the boy became famous, so now he can feel like he was wanted in life after daddy went to go get the milk, then the little boy became really rich.
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
I have a skeleTON of jokes, but none of them are very humorous.
What's the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they're all knockoffs of old jokes you've already heard that aren't funny. Penis!
Bro wtf is all this!?
Like fr tho none of this be funny... messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru.
How do you fit a baby in a glass?
A blender.
How do you get it out?
Explosives!
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
This kid was going to sleep and he said, "Night, Mum. Night, Dad. And night, Grandma, and bye, Grandpa." The next morning, Grandpa died, and the next night he said, "Night, Dad. Night, Mum. Night, Grandma." Grandma died the next morning. The next night he said, "Night, Mum, bye, Dad," and they heard the postman died because he was the dad, lol.
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Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
This is my fidget spinner, I got it in my Easter basket.
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
Me: Do you know a funny joke?
Friend: Yes, you.