Funny jokes
What's the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they're all knockoffs of old jokes you've already heard that aren't funny. Penis!
I have a skeleTON of jokes, but none of them are very humorous.
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
How do you fit a baby in a glass?
A blender.
How do you get it out?
Explosives!
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
This kid was going to sleep and he said, "Night, Mum. Night, Dad. And night, Grandma, and bye, Grandpa." The next morning, Grandpa died, and the next night he said, "Night, Dad. Night, Mum. Night, Grandma." Grandma died the next morning. The next night he said, "Night, Mum, bye, Dad," and they heard the postman died because he was the dad, lol.
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
Me: Do you know a funny joke?
Friend: Yes, you.
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"
word
kskfkrke;welkt
kdkfgkyour
kfksdfksdmomfkdjg
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"
This is my fidget spinner, I got it in my Easter basket.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.