Airway jokes
🎨🧑🏻🦰 day was that good fun day at home 🏠. I had to the earth and I love it when you get a home and walk walk home from school and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠. Was your birthday 🎁? I did.
You are in the airway, how funny!
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"
Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."
Q: How come in airports, they park the planes outside?
A: They don't belong in buildings.
