Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your Parents
I’m bouta tell you the funniest joke I heard:
Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and called emergency services. The operator them hears the problem and says “ Well, let’s make sure he’s dead” A shot is them heard. The other guy says” Ok, now what?”
Did u laugh?
Why does animals cross the road because it is funny do you say dogs and cats
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke life fucks your until you stop breathing,a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore
RAPE 9/11 ABORTION ORPHAN MURDER DEAD KILL DRUGS am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
Guy: Whose place? Mine or yours? Girl: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.
I hope there's no women on here because they just aren't that funny
Knock knock Who’s there? My name is Ya Ya who? Yahooooo!!!
Me:knock knock Bestie:whos there? Me:ben Bestie:ben dover? Me:no ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx Bestie:omg how did i forget hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx
A man sees a crying woman by a pond. She is in a wheelchair and has no arms or legs. He asks her why she is crying and she answers that she has never been hugged. Feeling pity, he hugs her then jogs away.
The next day he finds her crying again and she says she has never been kissed. The man kisses her and jogs away again.
On the third day the man sees her crying and asks her thrice. She tells him she has never been fucked. The man picks her up...and throws her in the pond telling her, "You're fucked now!"
I just went on a date with a woman in a wheelchair
I stood her up, which made her fall for me. At first it was a drag, but now we’re rolling
When ur born on 4/20/69
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11 but it's not funny when I found out my mates mum jumped from the 21st floor
I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!
Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠
Me: wanna play a game Sister: ya, what is it Me: tic tac toe Sister:? Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve Me: tic tac toe
what's the autistic kid's favourite song? yours
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree
because he died
Idk why we have to make jokes about this, its already a joke
My dick was in the book of world records.
But then the librarian asked me to take it out
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood
