Funny jokes
Daeveeonnnn.
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
UU looks like boobies, hehe.
I told her she needed to put her dog on a leash, and her boyfriend is still on a leash to this day. 😮💨
After 6 months of lockdown,
I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself.
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"
"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
My last best man's speech was like the marriage--short, occasionally funny, and ultimately ruined by the bridesmaid.
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
What was so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
The bomb.
What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?
The Hunger Games!
What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?
A pimple will wait until you're 12 years old to come on your face.
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