Funny jokes
John pretended to be a doctor.
Motu came to him. He said, "I lost my hunger."
John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said, "Your hunger is back!"
Then, Motu said, "I lost my taste."
John said, "Number 1, bring some water." Motu drank it and said, "This is petrol!" John said, "Your taste is back!"
Motu said, "I lost my memory."
John said, "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said, "But Number 1 brought water." John said, "Your memory is back!"
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
Daeveeonnnn.
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
UU looks like boobies, hehe.
I told her she needed to put her dog on a leash, and her boyfriend is still on a leash to this day. 😮💨
After 6 months of lockdown,
I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself.
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"
"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
My last best man's speech was like the marriage--short, occasionally funny, and ultimately ruined by the bridesmaid.
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
What was so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
The bomb.
What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?
The Hunger Games!