What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
How is sex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
The other day, I stumbled upon a comic strip in the newspaper. As I started reading, I could feel a smile creeping onto my face. The characters were so relatable, their situation so absurd, yet so familiar, it was impossible not to find it amusing.
The punchline was unexpected, yet it made perfect sense within the context of the story. It was that surprise, that sudden twist, that made me burst out laughing. It was as if the comic strip had set up a joke and I had walked right into it, completely unsuspecting. The laughter bubbled up from within me, a spontaneous reaction to the unexpected humor.
In that moment, I realized the power of humor. It's not just about making people laugh. It's about bringing joy, about making people see the world from a different perspective, even if just for a moment. And that's why I found that comic strip so funny. It wasn't just a joke, it was a moment of joy, a moment of surprise, a moment of seeing the world in a different light.
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What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
Imagine there's a funny joke here... imagined it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you're schizophrenic.
Hahah, funny joke!
69.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
Knock, knock. (Whose there?) Your dad. (But my dads dead.) I know, just reminding you!
I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!
you play gatcha life more like go get a life.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
I made it, DON'T COPY!!!
