Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn!
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Orphan Teacher
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Explain Bear
Listen up, nimrod. The teacher says they were an orphan, and the students act all sad. Then the teacher asks if anyone is missing, and the students are like, "Uh, yeah, your parents, duh!" It's funny because they're basically pointing out the teacher's dead parents. Jeez, some people need EVERYTHING explained to them.