My dick was in the book of world records.
But then the librarian asked me to take it out.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
How did the cookie πͺ feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
Thereβs nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
My Italian chef friend died last week. He pasta away.
I'm autistic, and I find these so funny.
What canβt a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
Do u want to know my modo when Iβm bored?
Punch and orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
Bro wtf is all this!?
Like fr tho none of this be funny... messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru.
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"
Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."
knock knock. whos there? not your parents :) so kawaii fr
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
Advice to the Clown telling all of the "Orphan Jokes":
If it's NOT "Funny", then DON'T POST IT!
