My dick was in the book of world records.
But then the librarian asked me to take it out.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
How did the cookie πͺ feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
Thereβs nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
What canβt a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? Thats funny, I don't remember asking.
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
Advice to the Clown telling all of the "Orphan Jokes":
If it's NOT "Funny", then DON'T POST IT!