Funny jokes

Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.

-E-

What do a stool and an emo have in common?

They both sit still.

My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.

Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.

Abigail Brynn Welch is not funny.

Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly. I took one shot, puffed through my pipe, and jumped in the air on a trampoline. I woke up in heaven.

I asked an angel, "How did I die?"

"Well, little monkey, you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head. Your mom called the doctor, and the doctor said you were dead."

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What’s the best form of contraception?

Being a soccer fan.

What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.

Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What's the difference between Autism and Gender?

Autism is on a spectrum.

What does a perverted frog say?

"Rubbit."

Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.

"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."

Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵

Daughter: Mommy?

Mom: Hey.

Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?

Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.

Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...

I make baby mush.

What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?

A midget spinner.

Wanna know something funny?

Me, because I'm funny looking.

You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?

Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔