Fucking jokes
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
I wasn't going to tell another rape joke but fuck it.
When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
I FUCKING FAILED THE FUCKING CHALLENGE. FUCK FUCK FUCK. FUCKKKKK
Memes
Wade must be the fucking healthiest one here
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
I ain't f***ing with you, there's 1 million things I'd rather f***ing do.
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
Knock knock.
Fuck you!
Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu na na na na na na!
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."
Have you ever heard of horchata? Horchata, fuck up!
Karens yell, I scream, my mum fucks me.
"Hipity hopity, get the f*ck off my property!"
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Mother.
Mother who?
Fuck off bichon, I'm your mother!
20 years later
Johnny: Hey dad.
Dad: Yea?
Johnny: Fuck you, I ain't comin' back to your grave in 16 years, then ima come back, BITCH!
Dad: Doing the same thing I did to you and your mother, ay? I deserve it :( ;O not real...NOT A FUCKING ALL.
Johnny: Yea you kinda fucking do.
Dad:...
This ole boy that's locked up called his ole lady and got into it with her, and she said, "Well, fuck you, I don't need you no more anyway. I got 2 or 3 guys out here wanting me and trying to fuck me."
He said, "Well, honey, that's the least of my worries. I got 10 or 12 guys in here tryin' to fuck me."
After having a win at bingo, Ethel splashed out on some venison for tea.
During the meal, her daughter asked her mum what it was, to which she replied with a little smile... "It's what I call your father."
Little Jimmy threw down his knife and fork and jumped up sayin', "Oh My God! Don't eat it!!! It's a fucking Dick!"