Fucking jokes
Have you ever heard of horchata? Horchata, fuck up!
I FUCKING FAILED THE FUCKING CHALLENGE. FUCK FUCK FUCK. FUCKKKKK
Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu na na na na na na!
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
Memes
Meme:
Knock knock.
Fuck you!
Karens yell, I scream, my mum fucks me.
"Hipity hopity, get the f*ck off my property!"
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
Fuck nugget!
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Mother.
Mother who?
Fuck off bichon, I'm your mother!
When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"
I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.
I wasn't going to tell another rape joke but fuck it.
20 years later
Johnny: Hey dad.
Dad: Yea?
Johnny: Fuck you, I ain't comin' back to your grave in 16 years, then ima come back, BITCH!
Dad: Doing the same thing I did to you and your mother, ay? I deserve it :( ;O not real...NOT A FUCKING ALL.
Johnny: Yea you kinda fucking do.
Dad:...
This ole boy that's locked up called his ole lady and got into it with her, and she said, "Well, fuck you, I don't need you no more anyway. I got 2 or 3 guys out here wanting me and trying to fuck me."
He said, "Well, honey, that's the least of my worries. I got 10 or 12 guys in here tryin' to fuck me."
After having a win at bingo, Ethel splashed out on some venison for tea.
During the meal, her daughter asked her mum what it was, to which she replied with a little smile... "It's what I call your father."
Little Jimmy threw down his knife and fork and jumped up sayin', "Oh My God! Don't eat it!!! It's a fucking Dick!"