Fucking jokes

There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.

What do you call a club that owls go to?

Hooters.

Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.

Fuck nugget!

Knock knock.

Who is there?

Mother.

Mother who?

Fuck off bichon, I'm your mother!

What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.

I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.

When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"

I ain't f***ing with you, there's 1 million things I'd rather f***ing do.

Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu na na na na na na!

Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.

Period: Guess who’s back... back again...

Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?

Period: I can come back in 9 months?

Me: Keep fucking singing.

Have you ever heard of horchata? Horchata, fuck up!

"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."

Knock knock.

Fuck you!

I FUCKING FAILED THE FUCKING CHALLENGE. FUCK FUCK FUCK. FUCKKKKK

"Hipity hopity, get the f*ck off my property!"

What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?

I want to fuck them both.

Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f

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Karens yell, I scream, my mum fucks me.