Fucking jokes

Happy April Fool's Day.

I am the fool, now fuck me.

When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"

What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.

I ain't f***ing with you, there's 1 million things I'd rather f***ing do.

What do you call a club that owls go to?

Hooters.

Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.

Fuck nugget!

Knock knock.

Who is there?

Mother.

Mother who?

Fuck off bichon, I'm your mother!

Period: Guess who’s back... back again...

Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?

Period: I can come back in 9 months?

Me: Keep fucking singing.

"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."

Knock knock.

Fuck you!

Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu na na na na na na!

Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.

Have you ever heard of horchata? Horchata, fuck up!

I FUCKING FAILED THE FUCKING CHALLENGE. FUCK FUCK FUCK. FUCKKKKK

Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f

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What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?

I want to fuck them both.

Karens yell, I scream, my mum fucks me.

"Hipity hopity, get the f*ck off my property!"

I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.