what do u get when glen fuckes a orange ...adam
this is fucking cringeu9yiryuh4jrtyio smd fuckers
What did one Koala say to the other?
Help me I'm burning. Aaaugh!!! Oh fuck oh fuck I'm on fire!! AAAAuuggh!
so my best friend's boyfriend broke up with her and she started to cry.So I'd told her a 'single' joke then she said," Go and fucking die you insensitive bitch!". I later said," ugh, fine as your BFF I will break his body for you-happy now?". She said," *sniff* yes".
fuck burger
Why do my parents not love me? Because I've fucked 12 dogs and 7 minors while they were watching
You are so skinny that they wont let you ride a fucking roller coaster cuz u flied defore
What did the woman say to the man? Stop. What did the man do? Keep going
FUCK MEN IN THE ARSE
One time my boyfriend and I were playing the tickle game and I tickled him on his thighs by accident, and I said, "Oh no, I am dead."
Then he started tickling me on my thighs up to my vagina, and then I moaned while laughing and told him, "STOP, please."
Then he said, "That's what I thought," and I was like, you cheated. He was like, "You first did it."
So he went to the restroom and pulled down his pants. Then I jumped on him and pulled his dick five times, and he screamed, and I quickly ran out and laughed. Then he ran to me, and I screamed, and he started eating my pussy and fingering me while I said, "Okay, okay, stop."
And he stopped and started sucking my boobs and giving me hickeys while I said, "Please stop," and then I pushed him off, and he turned me around and put his dick in my hole, and I said, "Owwwwwwww."
Then he said, "Play with me, I'll fuck you up."
I said, "Ughh," and slapped him.
what do you call a retarded duck
fuck duck and lick my balls
...... fuck the turtles...... THE END
If you read this you fucked your dad and your 4 year old sister you sick fuck... Atleast wait till they are 15
FUCK FUCK FUCK MY CLOTHES CAUGHT THE FLAME OH MY GOD IT BURNS SO MUCH
I was wereing a mask and told the teacher I ate her vagina she said what I pulled my mask down and said no I said I like you hinass. Then a kid sees me do it but he only heard the first part so he goes up to the teach and says I'ma fuck you tonight she said pull your mask down and he pulls his mask down and says I'ma fuck you tonight
What do u call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA AND IF U DISAGREE JUST CUS UR AMERICAN I DON'T GIVE A FUCK U LOW LIFE CUNTS, plus if u don't think ur racist um hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd
Tyler: What's your favorite fruit? Frankie: Pineapple duh what's yours? Tyler: Pineapple Frankie: Wanna come over and watch some Netflix? I'm home alone Tyler: Absolutely!! What time should I be there? Frankie: Right Now Tyler: Sweet! Should I bring a condom? Frankie: Now enough talk let's fuck Tyler: I fought you never asked
the fucking cat
FUCK FUCK AND ONLY FUCK
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
