Koala's problem

What did one Koala say to the other?

"Help me I'm burning. Aaaugh!!! Oh fuck oh fuck I'm on fire!! AAAAaugh!"

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. Koalas live in Australia. Australia has bushfires. Koalas get burnt in bushfires. Ta-da! You're so dumb, you probably think Australia is a continent instead of just a large island.

Comments (3)

David

6 years ago

You're a cunt

Kimi

6 years ago

Very very cruel.

I don';t want to know!!!

5 years ago

I HATE IT!!!! IT"S INAPPROPRIATE.

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