Why do Vampires like virgins?
Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.
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Explain Bear
Listen here, dummy. The joke is about vampires preferring virgins because they're, like, untouched, get it? It's like saying a sandwich is better if no one's messed with it. Now, I bet you are the type to eat a sandwich after it fell on the floor, aren't you?