What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
one isn't that of a thief while the other is as serious as fuck
you know your fucked when the speed bump screams.
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common? They both be fucking sugar daddies
The fuck am I even doing here.
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically emotionally and mentally and economically and socially
my bad I kick me bad in if balls and he got so fucking mad
I made an advent calendar for a Jehovah’s Witness. Behind every door someone tells you to fuck off
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone and the nun says yes a fucking hot girl
My brother has a fucking was and I wake up to him twerking
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch...
I had a party the other day. I made sure their were vegan options they make do or fuck off.