A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
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Explain Bear
Listen here, dumb dumb. The joke is that the person thought their friend was a woman, invited them over with ulterior motives, and then found out they were a dude. It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and a little bit awkward, like your attempts at flirting. You're about as smooth as a gravel road, buddy.