I asked my midget neighbor if he wanted a lift. He told me to "Fuck off!!!" I thought, what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.
I fucked your mum!
Fuck off!
A man goes to the library to find the best book about committing suicide. So when he asks the librarian, "What's the best book on committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Oh, fuck off...you won't bring it back anyway."
This is fucking cringe smd fuckers.
Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis?
A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.
What did one Justin say to the other Justin?
- Fuck you.
I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.
What did the pornstar say to the unemployed homeless man?
Get a fucking job.
Greg fucking steals toes!
I fucked your mom, that's why I've been paying your life support since you were born.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
Why don't blind people like bungee jumping?
Because it scares the fuck out of dogs!
Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"
His mother replies, "The stork brings them."
Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"
I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.
Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?
Have you ever tried sex when camping?
It's f***ing intense.
