fuck you biiiiiitch
What does Sonic say when he doesn't want to get caught fucking in public?
Gotta Go Fast!
More like so they can fuck him, am I right?
Why does Adam sleep early so his mum and stepdad can fuck on his bed?
What do you get when Glen fucks an orange?
Adam.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.
Fuck
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church, and the priest says, "What about the children?" The rabbi says, "Fuck the children." And the priest says, "Do you think we'll have time?"
Fuck you people who made those jokes! (but some were funny but the starving one is messed up!)
Man: Did you know pidgins die after having sex?
Woman: No, really?
Man: Well, the one I fucked did...
Fucking Windows updates!
One day a boy asks his grandfather for some money, and the grandpa says, “Well, can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy replied, “No.” So the grandpa says, “Okay,” and leaves it at that and walks off.
A few years later, the boy asks his grandfather for some money again, and his grandfather once again asks, “Can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy proudly says, “Yes, it can.” To which the grandpa says, “Good, now go fuck yourself.”
Donald Trump was golfing with Barack Obama. The Donald said, "Listen Barack, I'm getting older and I'm having trouble sexually satisfying my young wife. I know that you black guys are supposed to be magic in bed. Can you give me a few pointers?" Barack gave Donald a few ideas and that night Donald made love to his wife. He did everything he was told. He started out slowly entering his wife gently then finished hard. Melania came quickly screaming. "Oh Donald, You fuck just like Barack Obama."
How do kill a redneck?
Wait until he is fucking his sister and take the brakes off his house.
I took an Uber home the other day, and the bastard was swerving all over the road and driving on the shoulder... I said, "Who the f*ck taught you to drive?" To this, he replied, "Stevie Wonder."
The reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy; it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital. Apparently, the doctor said to the nurse, "You can discharge Mr. Hawking now," so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.
What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
