Fucking jokes
There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says, "Why is a young man like you smoking?" The man turns around and says, "Why the fuck are you wearing trainers?"
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
Having sex while camping is fucking in tents (intense).
What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
I would name my daughter Awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because fuck society, that's why!
I asked my midget neighbor if he wanted a lift. He told me to "Fuck off!!!" I thought, what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.
I fucked your mum!
Fuck off!
A man goes to the library to find the best book about committing suicide. So when he asks the librarian, "What's the best book on committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Oh, fuck off...you won't bring it back anyway."
This is fucking cringe smd fuckers.
Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis?
A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.
What did one Justin say to the other Justin?
- Fuck you.
I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.
What did the pornstar say to the unemployed homeless man?
Get a fucking job.
Greg fucking steals toes!
I fucked your mom, that's why I've been paying your life support since you were born.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
Why don't blind people like bungee jumping?
Because it scares the fuck out of dogs!
Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"
His mother replies, "The stork brings them."
Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"