What did the salad say to pineapple?
"Lettuce be friends."
What was purple and conquered the world?
Alexander The Grape.
The grapes in the supermarket are really raisin' the bars...
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A Ba-na-na-na! (To the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other is just a watermelon.
What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of them is a police officer.
I find bananas very appeeling.
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.
Question: What do you call 8 apples?
Answer: The iPhone 8.
My son said, "What rhymes with orange?"
I said, "No, it doesn't!"
What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?
A porkypine!
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
Why did the strawberry cry? -- Because his mother was in a jam.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. -- I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil's advocado.
