Fruit jokes
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.
Question: What do you call 8 apples?
Answer: The iPhone 8.
My son said, "What rhymes with orange?"
I said, "No, it doesn't!"
What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?
A porkypine!
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
Why did the strawberry cry? -- Because his mother was in a jam.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. -- I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil's advocado.