I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extreme handicapped. I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables"
Roses are red, oranges are orange. Get a life, quit watching porn.
What do you call a A gay Drive-by A fruit roll up
What do you call a banana that can dance? CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS
It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.
Gay gang members don't do drive bys they do fruit roll ups
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES
Why download fruit ninja when you have your arm
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE”
What's a rapper's favorite type of FRUIT?
Rhyme-Apple
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
Aids
What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.
why cant there be a gay disabled person? because a fruit cant be the same as a vegetable
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit
Where do fruits go on vacation?" "Pear-is!"
What do u call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup
What os Ronaldo,s favorite fruit? Oranges because they have vitamin suuuu
How do you open a banana :answer with a mon-key
What so depressed teenagers and fruits have In common? They both Hang by something
Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.
Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.
I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...