I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
Why'd Billy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing with the bent one.
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:
Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?
Because he wanted grapes.
I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.
I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
What do you call a banana that can dance? CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS
It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.
But you gotta eat it!
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
Why download fruit ninja when you have your arm
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of FRUIT?
Rhyme-Apple
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
AIDS.
What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
