Fruit jokes
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Please take this down, it's not funny at all!
It's a joke, not a dick, so don't take it so hard!
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasn’t a very a-peeling experience.
What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.
If your boyfriend doesn't get your fruit puns, you got to let that mango.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
*bowl of dark grapes*
Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.
Friend 2: Black? Good one.
Friend 1: 21 at a time.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon.
A hot dog and a banana had a race. Who won?
The wiener.
What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse?
I don't eat the fruit.
"Puta, banana in your ear!"
What did the teacher say to the student?
Orange you glad to see me?
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow?
So it could have sweet dreams.
What fruit always feels depressed?
A blueberry.
What did the grape say to the banana? "Stop graping me!"
Pineapple goes on pizza.
An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away.
if you throw it hard enough.
What did the banana say to the peel?
“Let’s split!”