Fruit jokes
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
What did the first guy say to the second?
Wanna shove a banana up yo ass?
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Please take this down, it's not funny at all!
It's a joke, not a dick, so don't take it so hard!
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasn’t a very a-peeling experience.
What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.
If your boyfriend doesn't get your fruit puns, you got to let that mango.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
*bowl of dark grapes*
Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.
Friend 2: Black? Good one.
Friend 1: 21 at a time.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon.
A hot dog and a banana had a race. Who won?
The wiener.
What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse?
I don't eat the fruit.
"Puta, banana in your ear!"
What did the teacher say to the student?
Orange you glad to see me?
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow?
So it could have sweet dreams.
What fruit always feels depressed?
A blueberry.