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Watermelon Marriage

I almost secretly married a watermelon, but I cantaloupe.

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    Explanation

    This is a pun using the words 'cantaloupe' and 'can't elope.' The setup talks about a secret marriage with a watermelon, then twists it with the word 'cantaloupe' to create a humorous and unexpected outcome.

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    what did the watermelon say to the other watermelon? "wheres the water, juicy mama"

    Why can't you elope