Watermelon Marriage

This is a pun using the words 'cantaloupe' and 'can't elope.' The setup talks about a secret marriage with a watermelon, then twists it with the word 'cantaloupe' to create a humorous and unexpected outcome.

• Cantaloupe
• Watermelon
• Relationship
• Marriage
• Fruit
• Short jokes

• Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church? 'Cause they can't elope.
• What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed? Can't elope.
• Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
• We almost drowned when we went out boating, but I got a watermelon to keep me floating.