I almost secretly married a watermelon, but I cantaloupe.
Watermelon Marriage
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This is a pun using the words 'cantaloupe' and 'can't elope.' The setup talks about a secret marriage with a watermelon, then twists it with the word 'cantaloupe' to create a humorous and unexpected outcome.
watermelon time
what did the watermelon say to the other watermelon? "wheres the water, juicy mama"
unnone
wot
UwU
Why can't you elope
H for hdhf JJ
Yeas sirrrr