Friend Jokes

Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes but you admins get offended too easily fcktards

Friends are very important . I have lots of friends in very high places I hope the police can talk them down

Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends; why, me; they have none to call daddy

What is a difference between a tree tree house house for dinner and dinner today after dinner and dinner with you today after school

My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke

I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.

So the other day my black friend work are group project he was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster

how can u be friends with a pedo that a musician b minor

So I stayed at my friends house for a few days and I was like omg why so I am going home because I’m going to my best friend house

whats the difference between a gun and chips when you bring it to class everyone starts wanting to be your friend.

My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him.

friend: you are joking me: joking on deez nuts

Roses are red, Violets are blue And if you're my friend I'll be there till the end

Don’t you just wanna hang around, like Chester

How ISS greets their friend. *You the BOMB*

Friend: how dark is ur humor Me: .....it... Friend: no Me:*smiles*GETS BEAT BY THE MISTRESS AND GETS SCOLDED BY THE MASTER!!! Friend: why are you like this?

one day I saw my friend in a hospital bed. He told me to call 911. Instead I called his parents.

Me: Hey Jim! Jim: I'm now a cannibal. Me: WAIT, JIM! N-

A red head, a dark haired, and blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun! The blonde states " I agree let's leave at night "!

There was a man he came home with his friends from the bar and man; was he ever wasted. Their friends made sure to get him home safely the next morning he woke up and found blood all over his night stand he called his friends and asked for his alarm clock back.