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The Parked Car

Anonymous
6 years ago ·
  • My blind friend got ran over by a parked car.

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    • Friend
    • Car
    • Blind
    • Accident
    • Park
    • Vehicle

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because it's ironic. Blind people can't see, so they rely on other senses. The joke implies that a parked car shouldn't be a danger, but it was. You probably walk into walls all the time.

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